RAPS Inc. Enters the Stealth-Shrine-Market with their first RAPSincognito*
World’s Most Discreet Fully Functional RA Pocket Shrine
Cloud, Cuckooland. RAPS Inc. today announced the worldwide release of the RAPSincognito* – RAPSi – the world’s first 1.5″ x 1.5″ pocket shrine that combines the best in fangirling with discretion, style and innovation while incorporating RAPS Inc’s trademark designs in a smaller package to bring users to the next level in stealth drooling.
“Users have indicated that they value discretion and easy portability for their Pocket Shrines, and we have responded by introducing our stealthiest ever RAPS, making stealth drooling more discreet and redefining today’s fangirling demands”, said Guylty Pleasure, CEO and Creative Director of RAPS Inc. “We strive to please our clients, and our creative department has risen to the challenge of enabling a portable, yet discreet fangirling solution.”
Discreet Portability
Whether users need to reassure themselves on a bad day, soothing their eyes, looking for some dreamy inspiration or are simply filling their time – fangirls want a portable drooling aid that is unobtrusive, space-efficient yet available at the flick of a thumb. RAPSi raises the bar in stealth drooling. For the first time ever fangirls can carry their drooling aid in any bag without fear of detection – thanks to its discreet cover design.
Drooling on the Go
The Morning After RAPSi was designed for the soothing of early morning longings. It’s powerful 3D capability include soft-to-the-touch, original Egyptian cotton linen and luxurious sparkles that enhance the visual appeal of the drooling aid.
Smooth Performance
The RAPSi features a powerful call-to-action scenario that delivers the same functionality usually found in bigger Pocket Shrines – at a smaller size and more discreet design. “This RAPSi is perfect for the socially active lady as well as family women with prying relatives”, adds Guylty Pleasure. “The movable lettering can be adjusted to specific needs and is customizable by the clients.”
Form and Function
The RAPSi is equipped with sparkly love hearts and stirring imagery for the ultimate viewing experience. In full operational readiness the RAPSi can banish negative feelings, offers reassurance and induces the release of endorphins. Measuring less than four square inches, the RAPSi leads the industry for compact drooling. The lightweight RAPSi weighs only 0.5 ounce and enhances any hand bag without adding unnecessary heaviness.
Availability
After initial testing in a private beta, the RAPSi has now entered the customization stage in an open beta with our material supplier Seahorse Studio, whose latest shipments will be incorporated in future RAPSis and Pocket Shrines.
About RAPS Inc.
RAPS Inc. builds industry-leading, cutting edge drooling aids designed for wide appeal within the RArmy. With a company ethos based on sustainability and recyclability, RAPS Inc. produces high-quality and easy-to-use Pocket Shrines for use worldwide. RAPS Inc is headquartered in Cloud, Cuckooland.
*credit for the RAPSincognito brand name to Zeesmuse Copy-Writing Dept.
This is absolutely brilliant! Hehe, this made me laugh–needed some cheering up 🙂 Thanks!
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Glad you were cheered. I had fun thinking this up.
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OMG!!! THIS IS JUST BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Really – love it!!!!
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😀 you can sell anything with the right marketing spiel 😉
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LOL LOL LOL!! You are too much!! How do you think of these things? The Morning After mint? Perfect!
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Ah well, the tin was just too nicely designed to spray it over. And then it just went from there. It helps that I have marketing experience 😉
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Absolutely brilliant, Guylty, you are a marketing genius *giggles*
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Had a job in the area a few years ago. It kind of stuck. Much more fun marketing for products I am fully behind…
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medicine for the soul that I sorely need right now! “come hither” Richard will show up in my dreams tonight b/c of that image *keeps fingers crossed*
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Not long and you should receive mail. More Harry than this, but still.
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Guylty – you are an absolute treasure!! Not only do your Ooofs lift us up but so do these RAPS’s! This one especially does things to me! 😉 Don’t you just want to reach out and grab that hand? *swoons* Mind you, if Richard was the one sharing our beds I doubt if we’d have that “let me out of here!” look like the blonde in the front! 😀
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*ggg* glad to be of service. – i think the blonde looks horrified because she woke up beside a guy who’s not RA, and who is smoking in bed. Ugh!
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I’d guessed that but thought I would have a bit of fun with an alternate scenario! 😉 I’d look like her too if I woke up to find a guy smoking beside me! Come to think of it ANY guy for that matter – I’m a widow! Eeeek!
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Ah come on, certain males might elicit a rather pleased smile, no?? 😉
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Only one, my dear! 😉 As you might have guessed I’m a one man woman! 🙂
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🙂 he’s worth it.
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Small but mighty, capable of inducing drool far beyond its humble size.. How did you make that 3D arm? That is too cool. And because it is in 3D, that means this RAPSI is worth almost twice as much, like movies, right? The blonde on the front is horrified that she woke up next to some guy she mistook for RA while partying hard at the Prancing Pony The horror, the horror!
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The beauty of photography as a 2D medium: the arm does not extend out. It was just a clever manip (not mine).
Lol, love your scenario for the reason of blondie’s horror.
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Love it! The RAPSi is brilliant, and brilliant marketing! By the way, just today I had to pull my Thorin RAPS out to worship at it and briefly escape my crazy day at work. Thanks to you, mine is small enough to stash in my purse, so I never leave home without it!
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Thanks M! – and glad to hear that the RAPS of Thorin has RL impact for you. Just what it is made for.
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Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Question to the marketing department, though: is the compact shrine size indicative of anything?
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🙂 Message from the marketing dept (currently at the airport waiting to board plane, but ready to answer your questions): the size of the shrine is directly proportional to the need for discretion on the part of the user. Or size of hand bags. Otherwise no insinuation intended…
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Thanks for the prompt reply! Placing my order…
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Lol. Marketing dept out of office til 11/6.
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This shrine is really great! Very creative! I´m afraid I should have order an exemplar, too. And I only think of Aura Diones song “What it´slike” with the last sentence: “I can think of six impossible things before breakfast we should do”
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I have never heard of that song. Need to check it out. Could be the official soundtrack 😉
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Sorry, i havn´t found a youtube complete video. The text of the song is here:
http://www.songtexte.com/songtext/aura-dione/what-its-like-2396a41b.html
last sentence…..
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Great, thanks!
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Hehehe, I know what you mean Suzy 😉
I am a very happy lady and a very proud owner of this wonderful shrine 😀
It’s just possible that part of the design has something to do with me remarking that the lid made me think of a certain shot of RA, manip or not, that did funny things to me 😉
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You are the owner of this wonderful shrine? Lucky girl 🙂 Have a lot of fun!!!
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Credit due to Helen indeed! She talked about this image. And I complied…
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Guylty, you ARE a goddess ! Still lying under my desk, I’m to weak to do my work, honestly!!!!
Thats creativity and marketing at it’s best. Still longing for my personal RAPS 🙂
Der Text ist sowas von geilty, meine Liebe!
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Hehe, gekonnt ist gekonnt. I’m a marketing pro… This was fun, both making and writing about it…
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Ja, der Spaß springt förmlich aus jeder lustvollen Formulierung! Will mich ja nicht unnötig ranwanzen (nönö), aber solche Texte machen mich richtig an, ( also wenn du weißt was ich meine *grins*). Da bekomme ich immer Kopforgasmen hihi………
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*ggg* ich nehme es als ein enthusiastisches Kompliment 😉 vielen Dank! 🙂
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Wir verstehen uns! 😀
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🙂
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So original, so wonderful. You know it is existing a “Thorin” in the same position of RA. ? It’s a fan art. Would like too much to take his hand and never let him go.
And by the way I really understand why the woman is afraid. To wake up in the morning and discover that too much drinks in the evening are absolutely not the right thing to do if you don’t want to have this surprise on the morning. LOL.
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No, another pose like this but Thorin?? I don’t think I have seen that. Would love to, though!
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Whoa Guylty,you out did yourself.Another hot flash for me.Thinking about the bareitige in bedatige..Big OOOOF…
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Bareitage LOL. Beditage LOL. Sinitage!!!
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vibrate feature?
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😀
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Wooow… that’s a great Richard shrine. 🙂
And the phrase “Lie with me…”. Swooooon… ❤
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I think that phrase will take an altogether different meaning should the shrine owner have the RAPSi with her at the Crucible. Have you seen this: https://www.facebook.com/OldVicTheatre/photos/a.162244797184.98611.116694452184/10151887732782185/?type=1&theater
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Yes I did. 🙂
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