With some distressing personal news, a new diet starting and a challenging piece of work on my desk, I badly need some distraction today. I usually get my daily mood boost from a little Harry Kennedy love (sorry Guy, but when I’m already angsty, I cannot take any more angst. You are still my go-to boost for the hours when daylight has vanished!), but Youtube seems to have done a bit of tidying up in the run-up to the launch of its paid music streaming service. Yeah, yeah, the online journo is never far behind when writing on the internet… sorry.
No Harry. Second best thing? RA blogging. I’ve got material to show – four RAPSis and a full-blown RAPS are waiting to be presented. Oh, but which one to choose? I think I need some shock therapy, so here are some After-Therapy-Mints…
Well, what do you think Paul Andrews gets up to after therapy? I hope you can take this… it’s a bit naughty… But then, so is Paul…
I admit, Paul is not really a “fluffy” chaRActer. There are massive doubts about his integrity and decency as a social worker concerned with under-age clients. Let’s just forget all that for a minute, and concentrate on his attributes *ahem*
UNF. I don’t think I need to say more.
This is a RAPSi for a tolerant well-wisher with a tolerant SO. Fallen in to the wrong hands, this RAPSi might give the wrong impression *ggg*. Who dares?
My shrine fairies – Mimi for the supply of mini tins, and Kathy for materials – as well as all my other generous supporters have made a forthcoming RAPSi windfall possible. This and more RAPSis have to find a recipient. Are there any Paul Andrews fans out there? It seems unlikely. Nonetheless, the RAPSi has to go. If you have any suggestions who might appreciate this RAPSi, send me an e-mail.
Guylty Pleasure 
OH MY!!!!!!!!
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Are you shocked? *ggg* Or delighted 😉
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Delighted…. oh no shocked, shocked, shocked, of course. OH dear my virgin eyes… winkwinknodnod
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😀 This is by far the naked-est shrine so far… Well, it had to be done. I wanted him naked like a babe on the proverbial polar bear fur. Unfortunately there were no polar bears up for grabs, so it had to be some fluffy feathers…
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It’s just beautiful… oh wait no no no soooo smutty… smutsmutsmut not that I’d know anything about that no not at all poor poor innocent me.
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😀 how could something so blindingly pure and white be smutty??? 😉
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tru dat tru dat….
but all that…. lovely…. skiiiiiiiiiiiiiin…..
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Did this lovely tin ever find a home??? If not, I still have a place available…
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😀 It hasn’t been sent off yet, but I have decided on a recipient. Must be porn-compatible *ggg*
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🙂 I know someone who fits THAT specification to a tee!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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:-D… There must be several 😉
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BUT! There can only be one!
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*soothing voice* you are ALL special, in your very own way *ggg*
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There can still only be one!!!
*whosh whosh japanese samari sword whosh swish whosh*
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I am a Paul Andrews fan but I can NOT give this one a home; I’d like to stay married, thanks 😉
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Yeah, that’s exactly the problem I see with this shrine… Mind you – I actually showed this to my hubs. He snorted with laughter 😀 And he doesn’t even know that Paul is a rake…
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well I’m NOT married!!!! I would happily give this shrine a home!!!!
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😀 possibility noted.
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LMAO!
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Loool, this is just what I needed today!! I meant the laugh, of course! THAT pic with feathers – one expects him to look over his shoulder with a smirk and a naughty glint in his eyes before turning around… 😀
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The turned-around version would be the preferred option. Well, at least the RAPSi comes with automatic titillation…
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Shrine is definitely not for the faint of heart or the ticklish, but it’s hard to ignore the eye confection. Who wouldn’t love to feather their nest with a naked RA.?
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“Feather their nest with a naked RA” LOL… um. Yes. 😀 Maybe we can find a single lady who is willing to do the good deed and give poor old Paul a home.
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What Richardiana said… the feathers with the pic are fantastic! Naughty Paul and Guylty… Love it! And yes, you made me laugh too and this is very, very precious. Thanks Guylty! 😀
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😀 It had to be done. Honestly, making these things is a bit like speaking in tongues. I never know what will come out 😀 And a little bit of naughty is fun 😉
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Absolutely, a little bit of naughty is much fun! 😀
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Guylty, I am shocked! Yes: SHOCKED!!!
“non-hysteria inducting”?
“to be taken orally”???
ROFLOL
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Yeah, the lid of the tin is not really quite in keeping with the contents. Deliberately so – I mean, we need to keep unauthorised people away from the contents as much as we can 😀
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Yeah, the underaged and those with heart problems don’t need this. I will GLADLY take him off your hands!!!
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Hahaha, that already reduces the circle of potential recipients…
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I think you’re stuck with it Guylty. I hope it’s one of the mini ones so you can stash it away.
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😀 Hubs has already seen it, so at least it won’t provide grounds for divorce… But I hope someone will take it of my hands…
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Hmmm. I’m a Lucas girl, or a a NY RA fan ( doubt he’ll make it to Mexico) but hint, hint, I have an address -finally.
Paul is a tough sell. I didn’t look closely Is there one sock in there someplace?
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Lucas is my toughest customer, for some reason. NY RA on the other hand… 😀
If there was a sock, I think I carefully ommited that. Honestly, socks in bed… big no-no…
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yeah – naked with socks, not a sexy look.
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*shudders*
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I’m not applying for this RAPSi because, as kelbel says, you should send me also the card of a good lawyer but I must confess that I’ve laughed a lot! Should the RAPSis be also multimedia I guess the ideal music when opening it would be “I can’t take my eyes out of you” not from the beginning but from the “ta-RA ta-RA ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-RA! I looove you baaaaby”
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LOL – I’d love to make the shrines multimedia… Although in this case I almost imagine some slightly sleazy striptease music piping up when you slowly open the lid…
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… You can keep your hat on!
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da da daaaaa da da daaa, da da daaaaa da da daaaaaa… Take off your shoes… *whistles*
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u gimme reason 2 live u gimme reason 2 live……… ****CRASH**** ooops, I’ve hit the lamplight with one of my crocs 😀
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LOL.
Crocs? Black/blue crocs by any chance?
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http://wp.me/a4nLZs-6W – Black 🙂
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You are twins then… with RA!
I like my crocs, too, but they are bright red, and purple. I’m a girl 🙂
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Sorry? No… please don’t tell me that… really? I didn’t know that. I will add it to the useless-and-painful-list-of-affinities. 😉
Yes, black. I’m almost as feminine as Brienne of Tarth 😀
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You didn’t know? Here is a link with proof: https://thearmitageeffect.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/bgkl3xtceaawx_hjediknightra.jpg
And black: black is good. I only wear black, too. Not really a girl 😀
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I didn’t know, thank you! Socks included! I took mine away for the pic! OMG!!! 😉 Thank you for make me laugh.
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🙂 Thanks to Armitage for his unintended joke 😀
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At least Thorin has a better taste in socks than Paul.
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ROFL. I wonder what Thorin’s thoughts on underwear is.
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Hmmm… there’s bound to be at least one Q&A for BOTFA.
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THese are the *really* important questions…
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Reblogged this on zee's muse and commented:
Well shuckie darn did I need THIS to pull me from my doldrums!!!
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Love it! I’m amazed all the single ladies aren’t queuing up for a chance at this. A single lady myself, I find this very adrenalizing 😉
Of course I already own a very clothed Thorin RAPS. I’ll bet you had fun making this one!
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Oh, yes, I had fun. I cut out naked Paul with trembling hands 😉 Mind you, I had designated Paul for the Sin-o-mints tin, initially. But then the therapy link occurred to me…
This appears too hot a tin for public queuing 😀 My inbox is ready…
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heh! My BODY is ready for Naked RA… er…. Paul… RA…..
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*tuttuttut*
Gentle reminder: This is a small metal tin. RL actor not included 😀
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Well, shuckie darn!
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😀 😀 😀 Oh my… 😉
I think this one has to go to Zee for all sorts of reasons 😉
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😀 There are always reasons…
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Yes! Yes! Reasons!!!
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Love the inside of the lid. OMG. Feathers were an inspired choice.
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As I said above – I kind of wanted white polar bear fur, but didn’t have any on hand. This, however, floated around in my stash… Impro rules 😀
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They sure were. Those feathers begged me to use “chicks”, “beak” , “birdbrain”,”wingspan”,”plucky” and “Fear of Flying” ( A favorite book), among other things. Had to get a grip while chirping hysterically.
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zipless f***. Which it seems like you couldn’t have with Paul Andrews, who’s “complicated,” but the shrine invites that thought.
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It’s all in the head. Or the shrine 😀
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I think he’d be up for it.
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cluck cluck cluck cluck… 😉
BTW – I am surprised the word for the male chicken did not pop up in that list of bird inspired words… Maybe it’s just too close to the wish-bone… 😀
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Sensory input was on overload. Soft feathers and soft skin, way to close to the wishbone.Mind too muddled to form coherent sentences. 🙂 though it was “egg”er to do so.
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*sigh* I know. It just really is too much 😀
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ROOSTER!!!!
There. I said it!
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LOL
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Ha!! I’m single and I would always have an open door for Paul, as he has given me quite some troubling thoughts, but also some of the sultriest ideas and feelings (I know he’s not so popular amongst the RA-crowd, but he has his challenging sides, and nothing is so easy and b/w as it seems). It was “him” who provoked my first ever comment on the internet over at Servetus’ about 3 years ago….
Besides Guylty, you again outdo yourself with this fluffy, most sensual tinbox shrine. The words on the lid are definitely hysteria-inducing.Taken orally… Good gawd…. (Trying hard to contain myself here!!)… 🙂
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I have to admit that the “to be taken orally” was one of the things that convinced me to use this for my planned Paul Andrews design… Bad bad bad…
Really, Paul was the one who made you talk and come out??? Oooh, now there is a good argument! Plus, it’s the right size to be a companion piece to RLRA. Hm, the list is getting bigger.
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Mamma mia ! What is this ??? RA directly coming from Paris and “Le Moulin Rouge”. Remember the song of the movie do you ??? “Voulez vous c….. avec moi ce soir ? Perfect hot song for a perfect hot RAPS. Unfortunately I am really allergic to feathers therefore I cannot adopt this so sweet naked RA at home. He deserves a perfect place into a lovely bedroom as he is a lovely cuddly toy.
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Oh, I know that song. That works pretty well as a soundtrack, too, Katia.
Gosh, I was lucky with my Pirate Guy then, not decorating him with feathers…
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OK Guylty,you have done it.I am now in a perpetual HOT FLASH..Oh God,baritige,bedditage,whoa.lovitage.This is the ultimate HOT HOT HOT.RA shrine OMG..
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Oooh, I like your enthusiasm, Dede… Do you have a significant other who would object? 😀
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No way..Been there done that..I just went on Zees blog and had to drool and fan myself again.!!!!
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I too, have a drool worthy blog.
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You do… 😀
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You know, there are various different definitions of ‘drool’…
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Are there? Must check my online dictionary.
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It mainly depends on WHO (or the age of who) is drooling.
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Mh. Aha.
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😀
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Oh my goodness Guylty, I am so impressed with your ability to fit those long limbs into such a tiny box. Thrilled to see these tins put to such fun filled use. Hope the exercise of putting these together help improve (or take your mind off) distressing news. Have to once again compliment your photographic skills and presentation with these posts. Excellent work girlfriend!
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I wish I could bring my shrining materials with me and distract myself with them. Unfortunately that is not possible. Travelling now as situation has become worse 😦 At least Pop Thorin always fits into my bag. Currently not quite in the mood for fun photos but I might let him distract me later…
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Was auch immer los ist: Ich drücke die Daumen, dass alles gut geht.
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Vielen Dank, Igelchen. Mich haben die Ereignisse hier total überrollt. Mein Vater ist in lebensbedrohlichem Zustand auf der Intensivstation. Ich weigere mich, in Panik auszubrechen, aber im Moment kann ich jeden gedrückten Daumen brauchen…
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You entered definitly the next step in the Escalation of the Fandom-Bizarr 😀 So fluffig, federleicht und minimalst-erotisc ! Du solltest noch an einem integrierten Sound arbeiten, sodass es beim Öffnen immer stöhnt . Wie diese Grußkarten 🙂
Sieht so aus, als ob unser “Hase” gerade frisch geschlüpft ist (ich weiß nicht, ob das schon einer erwähnt hat, war zu faul zum Lesen). Wirklich explizit 😀
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Genau an besagte Grußkartentechnik habe ich auch schon gedacht. Gibt’s die wohl zum Aufnehmen?
Das mit dem frisch geschlüpft war in der Tat beabsichtigt. Ich hatte nur kein Eisbärenfell zur Hand…
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So ein Stöhnen aus der Konserve, das wäre der absolute Höhepunkt (*öhem*).
Wer weiß, vielleicht kommst du damit in den neuen Beate-Uhse-Katalog……. 🙂
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Hey, das hier ist Kunst!
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Absolutely!!!! Art at it’s best
You should record Pauls own groaning and submit it to the shrine 😉
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Hehe, as if I hadn’t thought about that already 😉
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Well then you should give it a try
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*ggg* I’ll start my research…
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Can’t wait to see (and hear?) the result
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OF COURSE selbstverständlich, no offence….. 😀
Aber wenn’s mal zu finanziellen Engpässen kommt, hättest du ansatzweise was in der Hand (sozusagen) *hust*
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Porno-Schreine? Der letzte Schrei. Schrein. Hehe. Man weiß ja nie…
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Woooo ooooo ooooo! This one is delicious!!! And brings to mind Sally Rand and her fans (actual fans, people, not well-wishers): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKUGXFLVgc
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OMG OMG OMG… It’s hot, hot, hot… ❤ ❤ ❤
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