It appears that the leadership team of RAPS Inc. had fallen victim to some sort of hoax. There was talk of “misinformation”, and a certain calendar date associated with pranks and fools was mentioned. I call it overreaction. So while we wait for today’s Twitter Q&A and to make up for yesterday’s prank, RAPS Inc. is proud to unveil their latest creation, a John Porter RAPS commissioned by Nokisuu. She “finally took the courage” (quote) to write and ask for a shrine in May last year. Jesus Christ Akimbo – it has taken RAPS Inc. a long time to get the order out!!! So without further ado, here is dirty and dangerous Porter!
The harmless exterior (no parental advisory *there*) hides this interior:
He may be operating in the shade, but Porter really is a figure of light in my book. He’s not really a saint, I guess, but I think he deserves some laurels. And his profile is worth looking at.
Both pre-op and post-action.
That’s the shrine in full action, with an excerpt from the file that the CIA is keeping on him.
Harmless? Well, Nokisuu can adapt the shrine to suit her needs, because thankfully the researchers have equipped the shrine with a number of photographic evidence of Porter… I think this is my personal favourite:
As usual, the devil is in the detail.
This is the full choice of material Nokisuu can
drool over familiarize herself with, it all fits neatly under the paperclip:
There we have it. Hope this befits the SAS/Section 20 hero. And finds Nokisuu’s approval.
And now let’s tweet a few questions at #AskArmitage. See you later @OlivierAwards.