Scandal! I have it on good authority that RAPS Inc.’s order book is not… eh… in order. There seems to have been a mishap. Or maybe just shoddy note-keeping? They really should pay their administrative staff better because then this wouldn’t happen: RAPS Inc. made the wrong shrine. Or maybe it didn’t because there is yet confusion over the question whether someone else apart from Nokisuu commissioned a Porter RAPS? If you know anything, i.e. if you have previously sussed out a deal with RAPS Inc. over the production of a Porter RAPS and your shrine has not yet arrived, let me know. Otherwise this following, customizable beauty will go
onto the open market into an open raffle.
This is what I made under the assumption that someone wanted Porter enshrined
Are those two hearts or a lascivious mouth? Maybe the RAPS’s inside can give us insight.
A bit of heavenly fluff for a good boy, and some naughty lace (hard to see, but it is there) for “an evil man”.
Ok, Porter *really* is a good guy. No question. But is he a “good boy”? And what do good/bad boys choose?
Porter seems positively delighted not to answer that question. I guess, the ball is in *your* court. Does he go to heaven or is he a bad boy?
For those who find the whole “going down
to hell?” too hot, the shrine is customizable: the bits that read “to heaven” and “down” are magnetic, can be exchanged, or even be replaced with something less naughty, i.e. a name as in “to [insert your name here]”. It’ll be included in the shipment. Here’s the whole shebang:
Right, I hope someone can answer *my* question whether there was still a Porter commission open. Speak up if you are she and we have a previous deal. If not, I’ll put this in a raffle on Thursday, 16 April, 11.59pm BST for all those who express any desire to own Good Boy/Bad Boy Porter. Remember – if you are pulled out of the hat as a winner but don’t want the shrine, you can always gift it to someone else in the fandom who might like to have it. That way not only I and my shrine fairies are the generous donators, but you, too!
In any case, hope you like it…