Remember the time when there were “emergency *ooof*s”? The first one was this, I think, and it was a first-response picture analysis, made necessary by the emergence of new visual material. The *ooof* business is quieter these days, but instead RAPS Inc. has been hit by the emergence of some interview material that demanded a fast response. I guess you could call this the first “emergency RAPS”, then. Because, honestly, references to what goes on in the Armitagean trouser pockets do not go unnoticed. Richard, you will never live this one down!
Cheeky!Richard is totally headcanon, and so I had hoped that the talented artists over on Tumblr would come up with a flurry of chibi Richards, getting up to cheeky things in their tiny pants. So far I have not come across anything. I reckoned, that meant *I* had to step up to the plate. And since I seem to be on a roll again, something happened there on the shrining board…
Bit of blink bling there… (I love these tins, btw, they have a really nice outside design that needs no further adjustment…)
In a rather surprising turn-around, RAPS Inc. stays on the rather more delicate side and only shoots veiled hints at what the relaxed celebrity droolage star might be up to in the comfortable environs of his fancy-pants pockets. “Ring-a-ring-a rose’s, a pocket full of…” what? The answer is in the picture. It’s a bit of a rebus, but I am sure you’ll get it…
Well, and that’s the reaction of the fan girls then – “we all fall down”. A common enough experience, generally described as a “thud”. No wonder, look at those cheeks!!! Shaved, stubbled or bearded, they are always a pleasure to be-hold. *ahem* Alright, alright, I leave off the puns.
So that’s Armitage’s autobiography in a tin.
Not sure yet what I will do with this concoction. Any takers for this? I have a vague idea that this could be for someone who is long due a shrine, but I better ask her whether she wants a cheeky pocket reference pocket shrine…
Guylty Pleasure 
Love it! And CLEARLY, someone needed to step up to the plate! You do crack me up. I have to say though, that while I’ve always enjoyed stubbled cheeks as much as the next fangirl… your reference here is disturbing. LOL
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I think we need a limerick. What rhymes with genitals? ( edibles?)
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fannibals?
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sentinels, rentables, lentils -no – I think we need a bigger bean.
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Plentiful? I like that.
Ahem:
There’s nothing in his pockets, he says, except genitals
And it’s to be hoped that those are quite plentiful.
Oh, stop me! Guylty this shrine has totally warped us all. I blame you!
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I know I know. That’s what happens when such lethal (is that another rhyming option btw?) weapons are launched at us… I blame Richard.
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He’s easy to hand the blame to
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Poor man. Hard job to handle.
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I think he”s up to the challenge.
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Well, there doesn’t seem to be any stiff competition around, so…
(O-M-G this is getting out of control…)
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Yes its getting waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of hand
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Way too big for our small womany hands to handle?
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Speak for yourself. I can handle anything!!!
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Well, plentiful rhymes, but we wouldn’t want anything like a third nipple situation.I’d check them out myself, I’m amenable, but i fear the likelihood of that is untenable.
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LOL – or this: skeletal? Vegetal?
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fatal? 😀 lyrical? whimsical? magical! LOL
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lethal. I really like lethal.
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feels like it 😉
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Oh hell. What popped into my head was seminal. So sorry, Guylty. LOL
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Seminal sounds good to me. As long as you don’t sneak an E in there… (Somebody stop me please…)
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It doesn’t need an E, does it? LOL
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No, but if you replaced the I with the E… oh-oh… (as I said, stop me now…)
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That could most definitely work. We await.
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I know – I had the whole thing nearly scratched out again. But then I thought – hold on, no, that *could* also apply to the facial cheeks, so let’s stick with it…
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I love it!!!
p.s. I carry the RAPS I won with me everywhere.
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🙂 Great – that’s exactly what they are made for.
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Love your new shrine, bravo ! 🙂
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Thanks – it’s been a little while 🙂
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I will take this from your hands and deal with it. It’s a hard, difficult task, but I think I’m up to it. Or he’s up to it… well, someone will be up to it. I can HANDle it.
*nodnod*
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ROFL, let the pun fest begin… this is a handy topic to play with. Ahem.
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Well hand him to me… or perhaps we should just hand it to him…
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I think he has his hands full, anyway…
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he could have his hands full with me!! Lord know I’m a handful.
I’ll bet he’s a handful too. More than a handful!!!
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Well, I’d have to see the evidence to agree with that. But ok, in dubio pro reo.
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Trust me, he’d have his hands full with me…
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well i thought he handled himself rather well, didn’t you?
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*sniggers* A weapons and jewelry expert.
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he said he had a lot of practice with his hand.
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I was almost disappointed when he said he had to build up strength in his right arm…
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maybe he favours the left.. and i should stop before we loose the class we won so hard.. ‘hard’.. no, stop it! ‘ggg’
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I think it’s not only good for someone who is long due for a shrine. It could serve well for someone who is long do for . . .something else.
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… a little light relief, maybe??? 😉
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precisely.
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Kudos to you. I can’t believe how quickly you whipped that out – er, I mean up.
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Well, it’s 24 hours since the news broke what Armitage keeps in his pockets. Enough time to mull that over… I had been hoping for other people step in the breach, but since there were no takers, I had to do the (hand) job *ouch*
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I think you’ve stepped into the breeches, alright. =)
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I’d rather *reach* into the breeches than kick them 😉
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LOL! Wouldn’t you, though! I think I know what his new anthem could be. “One Hand In My Pocket” by Alanis Morrisette. =)
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ohhhh!
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*giggles* You ok, Grace?
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nope *thud*
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Damn, I have no liability insurance…
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I’m still on my mum’s I’m good 😉
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Phew, for a second I thought you said you were on your mum’s tablet/computer… *eeek*
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lol nope….I’m at work 😉
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Hehe, be careful…
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I always am 🙂
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well for once his naughtiness seems to have outshined ours! phewwww.. what a relief!
Lovely and so tasteful this one 🙂
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Well, that’s class…
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who knew we’d find it right at the bottom of his… pocket 😀
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Wunderbar schnelle und tolle Umsetzung. Wie gut, wenn das nötige Material vorhanden ist. Die gibt’s übrigens auch hier. Braucht man nicht extra aus Schweden importieren. 😉
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Jou, ich hab mir selber auch mal so ein Ding in der Apotheke meines Vertrauens gegönnt. Sind ja ziemlich die Luxuspastillen. Naja, kriegt man eben ne schöne Dose für.
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Apptheke? Also keine Ahnung, wann du dir die gekauft hast. Aber mittlerweile haben die sich in stinknormale Supermärkte runtergearbeitet.
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Nicht in Irland, scheint’s…
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Why is that Guy of Gisborne promo shot running round my head.? You know the one.
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What? The one where he dangles from a tree?
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yup
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Yep. Nice one. But hands-free and no pockets.
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Cor-erect.He’s definitely not dangling in that photo.
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*coughs* Must go upstairs and consult the life-size poster of the scene in my study.
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Oooh. How did you get that? I want one. ( though by the time posters get here, they are pretty messed up. Still, I have them framed.)
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It was given to me by a fellow fan who had never put it up on her wall, hence it was in mint condition. He is now gracing the back of the door to my study, and ever since he’s there, I never close my door anymore 😀
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Lucky lady.
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wrong move, should have put it at the inside one and close yourself in with Guy.. oh the possibilities!!!
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No no no – of course it is on the inside. But if I close the door, I cannot see the poster from my desk. I need the door to be open in order for me to see it properly…
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And, glad we’re focusing on the front and not the ass hair in the back.
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Now, that would be an emergency of another kind… *eeek*
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Yes, thanks for answering, or as we *don’t* say in Mexico, grassy ass.
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Ich würde mal sagen, in diesem ganz speziellen Fall bestand ganz klarer HANDlungsbedarf 😎
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Ja, da musste ich manuell ran.
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Wow, that was quick!! Thanks for stepping up to the plate, this shrine is excellent Guylty! 🙂 🙂
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Thanks Esther – I tried to keep it classy in the shrine. And failed to do so here in the comments *grins*
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There once was a man with such class,
Hair could never be grown on his ass.
While playing with his jewels in his pocket,
He never was never asked to please stop it.
So he continued to fondle his toys,
And demonstrate boys will be boys.
This was done in a hurry. Apologies, written while husband is a few feet from me reading newspaper.
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Laugh out LOUD!!! Oh Kathy, you are priceless! And all in the vicinity of the hubster. How did you not break out into laughter? I certainly did (and my daughter is looking at me with suspicion. My lips are sealed, though!)
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I was definitely snorting a bit reading the comments. I wanted to post something in a hurry before I had to leave the house. I was 15 mins late but it was worth it if it made you laugh.
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It totally did, and it still does so the second and third time around. You are always welcome to manufacture another version, or to add to your first attempt *grins*
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You don’t have to divulge,
If you look for a bulge.
When admiring lovely RA.
His bum can be stunning,
And humor quite cunning,
We just cannot stay away.
When he strikes a nice pose,
In his high fashion clothes,
He is quite a nice sight to see.
And in pockets of his fine regalia,
Resides his noble genetalia,
Quite handy, we all agree.
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And another masterpiece ROFL – wonderful!!! I might just have to take some screen shots and pass them on where more people can see these gems.
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BTW Kathy – I posted the rhymes on Twitter, and you have gotten quite a response there. Here’s the link to the post – comments should be visible underneath. https://twitter.com/GuyltyPleasure/status/659486093209903105
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I am honoured you wanted to share them. Your shrine and all the hilarious comments were my inspiration.……:)
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I just about choked with laughter… brilliant!
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this is just tear inducing funny! absolutely brilliant 🙂
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Helpless with laughter… Thank you, Guylty! Priceless, the shrine and the comments 😀
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The comment feed is better than the shrine. Well, we have a great master who is patiently teaching us the fine art of innuendo and smutty pun-play. Fun 🙂
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bet he just knew what his handling would cook up!
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No, don’t underestimate the shrine… It’s a masterpiece of understatement 🙂
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Hehe, those in the know will… know… 😀
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I am crying with laughter here. These comments could well match his..innuendo for innuendo 😂
(The teacher becomes the student?) The shrine is a “gem”, Guylty..love it!
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Yeah, that escalated quickly, right? But hey, we are only taking the lead from the master of mangled mundanities 😉
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Ladies, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. If the waist of the trousers, hence the top opening of the pocket, is low enough…and if the pocket is long enough…the bottom of the pocket could reach the…. Do the math.
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Fan forensics to the fore!
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Oh, you are all such naughty girls……..must be why I like you ;o) xx
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Too funny! Richard the Muse strikes again. I like how you devoted one half of the shrine to his front and one half to his backside. I don’t know whether to laugh or lament that you and Empire have got him fully covered…
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LOVE that sweet RAPS! And Kathy’s limericks. If I stuck my hands in his pockets would he think I was just looking for loose change?
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Remind me next time not to long on at work, trying very hard not to snort, will be caught soon though! Will try and think of something but the buns (puns) keep on coming.
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Wow, that looks very pretty 😀
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Anything with RA in it is pretty, eh?
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True, cannot disagree with that, but your packaging compliments most excellently 😀
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Oh, then I read the hilarious comments, puns, poems by Kathy, first thing in the morning as I stand in the cold waiting for my Pekingese to finish their business and now instead of wanting coffee, I’m wondering if something taller is a better way to warm up my morning? Thanks for the jump-start to my day grrrls 😀
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Lol. Something taller? And RA shaped??
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Oh yes, I absolutely cannot resist those long limbs either. Maybe because I am short? He was already making toast when I came back inside. 😀
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Actually, that sounds better than a remote RA…
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Very cute RAPS! I shared your link on my previous post about RA’s pocket. Ha!
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Oh, I must have missed it. I’m half off-comms at the mo, lost in London fog. Apologies!
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Hi Guylty, Thanks for your nice note! Have fun in London! Cheers! Grati ;->
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Loved the interview, adore the shrine!
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It was too good to miss, I think. I like him when he’s a bit naughty. Sign of being human.
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