This weekly round-up nearly didn’t see the light of day. It’s not that there wasn’t any material. There was. It’s more that I am struggling to find the time for anything beyond work at the mo. A propos – let me take this opportunity to thank Mr A for lying low at the moment. Jeepers, if he was producing “gigs” or firing off tweets every day, I’d be ****ed. Heck, I don’t even have the time to pursue one of my favourite hobbies, writing invoices 😉 Or finally getting the project together that I have been planning for the blog. Let’s just say this much: It is now 8 months since the last charity auction…
Anyhow, nonetheless you shall have the pleasure of a Saturday round-up. Here we go:
- Starting with a splash – the great imaginative humour of this piece by northern trash only revealed itself when I read the little text underneath the picture set. Priceless: A review of “Durin Castle Hotel” by Bilbo Baggins. Read – and imagine the possibilities
- Thumb porn lovers rejoice – clematis70 has the material to feed your fetish
- Not really sure what’s up with Armitage in Oriental garb, but it’s kinda good. Source unclear but posted by armitageadmirer
- Hands up who seconds this richardarmitage-confidential?
- Not sure if we had this piece of Bagginshield fan art before. Personally less enamoured with mermaid theme, but pandamani has caught Thorin pretty well
- Nicely designed picture set of Gary Fuller by riepu10
- I’m currently in a Porter state of mind, so I am selfishly including this Porter profile pic set by mezzmerizedbyrichard
- Kathy!!!!!! This one is for you. Well, and I am sure others take it happily as well. Circusgifs has put together the ultimate neck porn gif set. If that doesn’t inspire an ode, then what will?
- Armitage and climbing rooftops – he’s got something to show and tell. Linking here to Jahoe1960’s post, but includes gif and edit by clematis70 and richardarmitagequotes
- Armitageadmirer has posted a load of caps of King Oleron. Nicely caught!
- Sinnaminie has made a darling King Oleron plushie – here to be seen with the amazingly detailed Mad Hatter
- These are NS Onion Headlines. You’ll see what that is when you click the link. I had to LOL. By kcinpa
- Helstone has designed another NS quote – love it
- Wow – here’s the first proper painting of King Oleron. Fab. By yennefer-ice
Poor me will be working all day today *shamelessly tries to evoke pity*. Maybe I’ll amuse myself with some Richarding. (Sidenote: Little Miss Bling aka my MacBook autocorrects “Richarding” to “recharging”. Spot on, baby, spot on!)
Enjoy the weekend!
Guylty ❤
Little Miss Bling knows you well 😂 Keep on recharging……
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Indeed she does. Although I am surprised she hasn’t learnt yet that “Richard” is more frequent in my vocabulary than “recharge”. It should really be the other way around…
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My IPhone autocorrects any word beginning with “Ar” to Armitage and occasionally ArmiPlushie. Think it might be trying to tell me something….
Thanks for the shout out to my Mad Hatter plushie. I love him SO!
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It tells you you have too many Armitage Army customers *haha*. Although – never too much of a good thing…
That Mad Hatter is just wonderful – typical of your attention to detail.
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The plushies are TOOOOO cute!!!!!
And Gary… love me a whole lotta Gary!!!!
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I am just thinking – have we already seen a Gary plushie? I must ask Nancy…
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I don’t know if we have or not. I THINK we have… I need a Gary plushie… and a Guy plushie.
Thank you God, Suitor is NOT jealous of my celebrity crush!!! Or my Richie plushie, or my POP!Thorin or POP!Thorout or my RAPS….
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I asked and now we know: https://twitter.com/_sinnamin/status/739120608227663872 Complete with stains on shirt. Fabulous.
Now that I have seen the plushie, I am thinking that it is a shame I have never put Gary in a shrine. After all he is an everyman – a hero. Must put him on my list…
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I would so love a Gary shrine. After Guy, Gary is my favorite RA Character, oh just a smidge more than Thorin.
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Wow, even more than Thorin? That’s something. Well, I’ll bear this in mind…
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Love Gary. I found MY Gary, that’s how much I love Gary.
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Prefect outcome #2
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Yep.And sooooo unexpected!
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NECKS, NECKS, NECKS, thank you, circusgifs!!!
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🙂 I’ll pass it on
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Das OdB sieht aus jedem Blickwinkel bezaubernd aus. Hals und Nacken bilden da keine Ausnahme. Noch lieber ist mir der Nacken allerdings, wenn möglichst lange Haare darüber wallen…
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Geschmachsache ;-). Ich hab lieber direkten Zugriff auf den zarten Nacken…
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Ode to Neck Porn and Circusgifs
What kind of neck porn is best?
Does an Adam’s apple beat the rest?
Some with stubble, some without,
All are lovely, without a doubt.
Thanks to Circusgifs for the fine collection,
Not one view has an imperfection.
But so many necks are such a distraction,
Brain freeze is my pitiful reaction.
Ode to No Words
Beautiful necks galore,
I can’t easily ignore.
But I’ve run out of luck.
My porn odes doth suck.
So sad they’re strictly for the birds,
Because I cannot find the proper words.
Ode to Neck Porn Critical Mass
Can a brain explode,
From neck porn overload?
I wonder as I fondly gaze,
In a Circusgif induced haze,
And imagine a tender kiss or touch.
Do you think we would like it much?
I believe I can confidently guess,
The answer would be a resounding “Yes!”
Ode to Neck Porn II
I’d swim a moat,
To lick the throat,
Of such a handsome guy.
Or crawl through mud,
To kiss this stud,
With a neck as sweet as pie.
Who needs lips,
or snaky hips,
When there’s a neck on which to suck,
But I must conclude this porny ode,
It’s fast approaching muck.
Kathy Jones
OMG, Circusgifs blew me away and all my ode writing along with it. I hope I made up for quality with quantity. Here they are. I was too busy to write them until today. Thank you Guylty and Circus for such a fun project. RA necks have never looked so good.
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Wow Kathy, what a ode-burst 😆 Kreativity flows when it comes to the Armitage!
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oh oh – speechless. Fantastic stuff, Kathy. Soon to be posted separately with appropriate illustration. This must be shared with the world…
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Wow, you speechless and me wordless. Both struck dumb by the power of the Armitage neck.
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hahaha, indeed, that is it. So glad the man is usually all prim and proper and all buttoned up to the adam’s apple. Otherwise…
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LOVE the Indian robes. Want to see him as Ashton in “The Far Pavilions”!
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Completely agree! Imagine RA as Jai Raventhorne in Rebecca Ryman’s “Olivia and Jai”…
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Just looked it up–Yes!!
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