Quite honestly, I have been looking for an excuse to blog today. Just because I am in a great mood. I got up at 5am this morning, to daylight, sending my daughter off on a short holiday in Scotland. She’ll be visiting her great-uncle and -aunt on the Isle of Skye – I wish I could go, too.
The view from Uncle J___’s terrace
Mind you, my own view today is pretty good, too. At 8am in the morning, I was already sitting at my freshly tidied up desk, the window wide open. With 20°C and sunshine, I had to cover myself in sunscreen and wear my sunglasses to work. Love it. And I am mentioning that just to balance out my usual nagging re. Irish weather. No, when the sun shines, this country, this city, is glorious.
The view from Aunt Guylty’s desk
Thirdly, let’s follow Servetus’ lead and do some objectifying right now. She has posted a few images already whose subject stimulates the objectifier. Her latest one – a sweeping blow in the shape of *that* scene in SB – has something for everyone. Guns, pecs, raspberries. Guylty has already outed herself as a member of the ArmPitage Army, but for some safe-for-work objectifying, I thought I’d dig through my archive and repost a couple of lesser known examples of prime objectification opportunities, called neck and mole.
Neckitage game is strong here
Strong mole game with bonus cowlick objectification opportunity
What’s your favourite objectification prompt?
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Happy Monday, all!
Guylty Pleasure 
Siiiiiiiiiigh… Where do I start? I certainly have a thing for his neck. It does things to me. It makes me want to do things to..it. Not fair. Oh. And there are the eyelashes. Again, not fair. And the little scars on his forehead. His hands. Gorgeous elegant hands. His writs strong yet somehow slender. Fuzzy forearms. 0OK. I’ll stop here. *slaps self*
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That was supposed to be *wrists*!!!
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So much goodness, eh? As I said elsewhere – the details count. And I fully agree with you on all of these details.
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That neck of his is quite lovely & I’d love to kiss the base of it, just under his Adam’s apple.
And I know I’m going to out myself as odd, but I love the shots where he’s barefoot.
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I am not a particular fan of his feet (although I am not a hater, either), but I like barefoot shots in the sense that they denote being relaxed, in private, comfortable…
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Stunning views all around, hehe 🙂 But seriously, I am all agog at that view from Uncle J.’s terrace.
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That view is pretty amazing, isn’t it? And particularly when the weather is clear and sunny like it was that day. The midges were not bad, either, so it was the best that Scotland can offer…
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Ah, the joys and sorrows of having a water view. I wanted a house with a water view, but the LSH pointed out that standing water breeds insects and increases the chances of a wet basement. And you pay a lot more for the privilege. We ended up with a bathtub-sized “pond”–but I enjoy it all the same!
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I think sea views are usually fine – except for Scotland where the midges rule…
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Thighs, peaches, eyelashes, jawline, curls at the base of his neck when his hair is long enough. Too bad his voice and smile don’t count as body parts! 😉
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So true, the smile and the voice are really objectification worthy, too.
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I think it’s the whole RA package. Each drool-worthy part working in lovely harmony with the rest of him. His eyes are most remarkable, but everthing else is far superior as well: legs, chest, shoulders, you name it.
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Yeah, nature has really excelled in his case. I can’t think of anything about his appearance that I *don’t* like.
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I am with Kathy – especially on eyes and legs (thighs <3).
And thanks for RB note – just ordered a RA mug ❤ (the clock was ticking dangerously 😛 )
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So many favourite parts…
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That cowlick on the hairline is one of my favorite parts. Thank you, thank you, Guylty, for getting such exquisitely detailed photos of it. I’m grateful to you for forever.
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Just the luck of the angle… I find it quite endearing, too…
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Ears! The molitage. Nape curls. Did I mention his ears? sigh
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He actually does have pretty ears – which not many people do.
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After years of intensive scrutiny I have yet to find one square inch on that man that isn’t worthy of objectification. From head to toe (and all parts in between) he is flawless.
Thanks for sharing your windows with a view…just lovely ❤️
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Well, let’s put it this way: Even his flaws appear perfect to us 😉
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Without a doubt this man has a lot of which is objectification worthy. I like his hands and I have had his hands in detail as a wallpaper screen on my mobile but unfortunately I have cancelled the photo.
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Hands are a nice objectification object. I’m afraid *my* favourite objectification object is just too weird to put on my screensaver… *coughshairyarmpitscoughs*
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I like his armpits too, the bushier the better as far as I’m concerned!
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Yeah, I like it ‘au naturel’ – a reminder of our animal side??
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Yay! My phone case in the black pattern arrived yesterday! Nice!
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Oh fabulous – hope you are happy with the quality of it.
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Oh yes. It’s good quality.
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Great. Glad to hear that!
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Lovely view from uncle’s terrace and a nice work space for you too by the window and pretty flowers.
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I am a firm believer in the theory that work is easier when you do it in a beautiful place. The decision to plant my window boxes was the best one I have made this year. It’s only silly flowers, but I can’t even express how happy the sight of the colourful flowers makes me every day.
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Love your desk / desk view! And the Armitage / cowlick views! 🙂
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It’s hard to say what is more uplifting – pretty flowers on a windowsill, or a stubborn cowlick on a particular head…
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Beautiful scenery — and the views from Skye and Dublin are great too. 😉
Belated thanks for all the recent posts — I’ve read with enjoyment but not had chance to comment.
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If he is the scenery, then we are the tourists 😉
And glad that you are enjoying the posts. Comments welcome but never an obligation 😊 😘
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Oh Skye ist soooo schön, da kommt gerade Neid auf 🙂 Hoffe Deine Tochter genießt den Besuch. Du hattest keine Lust mitzufahren?
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