When the review doesn’t come, silliness sets in. Guylty was sniffing around in waste paper bins again. This time she came across an early draft (as seen by the strike-throughs) from a revelatory article in the most obnoxious of tabloids, The RAg. Check this out:
Here’s the image again:
Looks like an amateurish botch job to me. I have no idea how The RAg could have fallen for this… It’s obviously a rip off of this similar image:
Sorry, silly. All in lieu of a review – it’s just not flowing for me today…
i guess you missed the pilot for Milwaukee Station. They’re all looking for some lost sausage, except Valerie, who is hiding the sausage and then burns the sausage plant.
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LOL – I *knew* that The RAg got it wrong. “Milwaukee Station” sounds much more likely. Mind you, when I saw episode 7 last week, I had the impression that they had found the lost sausage already?
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I think they found the Weißwürstchen but they’re still looking for the Nürnberger Würstchen as Hector hasn’t slept with anyone this season. Also, they’re looking for Wiener Würstchen but for some reason they only place they’ve looked for them is Frankfurt. So it’s going to take them quite a while to resolve that.
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*kreisch* omg, that’s a good one, Serv – Nürnberger Würstchen, Hector *howls with laughter* BTW, I thought the found the Wiener in BB Yates bed?
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oh, I guess it wasn’t in either Frankfurt or Vienna. Those sausages. So sneaky.
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Very sneaky. Especially when they disguise themselves.
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I don’t think they’ve even come close to exhausting interesting locations in Berlin, however, although they have spent most of their time this season in just a few places. I think they blew their filming budget on visually impressive non-Berlin locations. Which has been a big disappointment to me, as I didn’t sign up for Europe Station.
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Don’t trust The RAg with being accurate about anything they write. Personally, I think that BS could have done more in terms of Berlin locations. They totally underused the flak tower in Humboldtheim, much to my disappointment. Completely wasted on 2 minutes with Hector de Jean *huffs*
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the eastern part of the city has really gotten short shrift.
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(well, apart from the iconic parts of Mitte)
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Now that you mention it… yes… Schade.
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As long as there’s no pet crocodile in the cast, I’m in! 😄
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Was there a pet crocodile in MV? 😳
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Yes! He had one on his boat.
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I’d watch that.
I’d watch “Savannah Five-oh, as well!!!
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Me too. And Daniel already has the right name for it. Whoever his partner is (please not Hector) can say “Book’em, Danno.” Love the 50 gang.
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What’s that? A show from the 80s? Not familiar with that.
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The show I am referring to is Hawaii five-0, originally from the 70’s and currently in it’s 8th season on American network TV. The main characters are Steve and Daniel. In the original, at the end of each episode, Steve would say “Book’em Danno”. Basically putting the perps under arrest. They don’t say it as often in the current version. The Steve guy is extremely hot. Take a look, his name is Alex O’Loughlin. He has eyelashes to rival RA’s. I have a great story about visiting the set about a month ago, if you want to hear it, let me know. My husband and I spent about five hours watching them get about five minutes of film.
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Ah, I have heard of Hawaii five-0 but I had to look up Alex O’Laughlin. Very handsome. Strangely, though, he doesn’t move me in the slightest. (Weird, I really don’t know why RA does OTOH…)
And yes, I definitely would like to hear your set-visit story. It already sounds amazing!
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did you see Daniel Dae Kim? I may be developing a minor visual crush on him. I don’t watch the reboot, but he is attractive.
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He isn’t a series regular anymore 😦
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Actually, the original Hawaii 5-0 was either from the 60’s or 70’s. They did a remake I think for a year or 2 a few years back….
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I don’t think I ever saw it.
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I was quite young and I recall if mom caught us watching it, she would turn the channel.
Of course, now she watched NCIS and other crime shows back to back to back to back
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I never saw the old version but the new one is really action packed and also really funny at times. Plus Alex O’Loughlin and Ian Anthony Dale are nice to look at (for me anyway) 🙂
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Funny – all of this has passed me by…
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Well, it’s not vital to know least of all for an Irish girl like you 🙂
It’s one of (a few?) American tv serials that are certain shown on German Free TV for years now, so even my mum knows Steve and Dano 🙂
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In the 70s we just watched it for the suspense (and I think, the visuals — it’s much more visually interesting than a lot of 70s TV and I don’t know why) but when I see an episode now, I often think about the ethnic representations that are made (and then, if one digs a little and looks at the careers of the actors involved, it gets even more interesting). Someone should write a thesis about it.
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Hawaii is SO beautiful and they always make sure they show this in the series.
The cast seems very diverse. Or is this only my impression from afar?
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Interesting. I sometimes feel as if I am living behind the moon…
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Naaaaaa, you only know a lot of TV and movie junkies who watch to much TV 😉
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hehehe, that’s a nicer way of looking at it 😉
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70s. You can see a flyover of the hospital I was born in, in the opening credits.
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🙂
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The rag I read said the third season will be called “Grand Central Station” . Most of the action will take place on trains, with Esther and Daniel going through a lot of symbolic tunnels.
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Scripts written by Hitchcock by any chance? Sounds like a good alternative, actually!
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I think your essay is extremely funny and that silliness should reign more often!
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Sometimes silliness is the better option…
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I love it!!
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Glad you do 😊
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Höhö! Will there also be boats and crocodiles?
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Boats yes – well equipped with lifejackets. Crocodiles no.
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What a shame! They could have feed annoying characters to the gator 🙂
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Oh, there’s an idea…
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😂😂😂 I never watched MV… I remember pastel colours though. Daniel in a pale blue linen jacket would be good…
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Oh yes, the whole pastel thing. Or white suits with pink t-shirts… *phew* I’m glad this is just a spoof…
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that’s EXACTLY!! what i was going to say, if you knew some nifty photo tricks to put a white suit and pink t-shirt on him instead? just for jinx ;-))
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asrrrgh – not sure whether I want to 😉
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I think what interests me is that Honolulu is one of the more ethnically diverse places in the U.S. because of all of the Asian immigration. It’s one of the more ethnically intermarried / intermixed locations we have, and the history of the place means that you have Asian-Americans in really significant positions of social and political power, more so than in most of the rest of the U.S. except maybe LA and NYC. So a realistic show about Hawaii has to involve a lot of Asian(-American) characters; it just doesn’t work otherwise. But then it starts to get complex — in the 70s you get non-Asians playing Asian characters alongside Asians playing Asian characters, and tussles over the fact that the Asians all get paid less and are annoyed about all the racial / racist stereotypes. And now we have this show again, probably because people my age and a little older remember it is as this very iconic and visually interesting piece of TV that can be rebooted for a younger generation that is much more interested in the ethnic diversity of the show than we might have been, and once again we replay the whole discussion about who can play the Asian characters and how much they will be paid. Like: it’s just astounding to me that the studio didn’t agree to pay the Korean-American actors at parity with their white counterparts. Not least because they are probably more essential to the representations the show make than the white ones.
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Thanks for your answer. From my european point of view I only see very different kind of people acting and never looked deeper in any possible difficulties.
But when I read about the exit of Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park I was really annoyed because it’s so unfair and unwarranted!!!
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The Asian-American actor community might point out (and I think this is right) that we don’t look deeply enough — Americans, too. I find the tensions that underlie an apparently harmonious production interesting. For instance, I remember vividly a character called “Zulu” on the original Hawaii 5-0, but apparently the actor was really miserable in the role: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Lani_Kauhi
I’m sad that so little has changed.
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R-A-T-T-E-N-S-C-H-A-R-F 😂
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Tja, mal wieder investigativ… schon doll, was sich alles von einem Outfit ablesen lässt…
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Musste gerade mal den Titel rausholen:
https://g.co/kgs/NmY3Cv
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Oha, genau… dwummdwummdwumm… hat auch echt den 80s sound…
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