Flat Richie out of the way, here’s the weekly round-up.
Wow, that was a fast intro…
- Even if we have seen the BS BTS, RA’s bits in endless loop via a gif set by riepu10 is always good
- I don’t know why, but I got completely mesmerised, watching these Guy of Gisborne gifs by spockemon. Nothing new. But IDK. Just something about RA totally *living* that character… fascinating!
- Interesting info for those who are attending RDC5 – or who would like to attend but didn’t get a ticket: Apparently the organisers are allowing ticket transfers. So if someone has to give back their ticket, it can be transferred to a new buyer. Only through official channels, of course. More info via link by the-winnowing-wind
- Moodyhedgie draws again. This time it is Dr Scott White
- What a timely repost by deepestfirefun of an older RA quote. He’s talking about “making hay while the sun shines”. Apply that to RDC5 and maybe it makes sense??? What do you think?
- I love this “Armitage phone dump” by armitageadoration. Great idea. I’m gonna dump my phone Armitage at the end of this post. What have you got on *your* phone? Care to share?
- Oh LOL, I am grinning from ear to ear as I am writing this link. Alright ladies, I dare you! This is the oh-so-taboo masturbation scene (yawn) from Wanderlust. Abysmal prose, but check out if and how professional the narrator is. If you dare. Posted by ohmysaintedpyjamas
- So, Trevor and Thorin apparently share something more than just the first letter of their name… Spotted by angedemystere
- Deepestfirefun has written an ode to long legs
- Mezzmerizedbyrichard not only gifs a nice profile from the BS BTS, but also has the perfect caption. Many a fangirl’s thought…
- It’s when you watch gifs like these by riepu10, that you notice what a sleezeball Claude Becker is. Or how genially acted by RA he is. That look at the passing woman’s bum…
- Is this Daniel’s ID photo??? Posted by jassy2101
Yep it is - oooooh – aaaaaah, I don’t recall having seen this picture before? Posted by ausschweifendemotte
- Mihatrochael is going to RDC5 con and is organising a fanbook to give to RA. If any attendees want to submit anything, you can contact her through this link
- A little TBT – an old newspaper article about RA around Between the Sheets time. Bed boy? You bet! Posted by deepestfirefun
And now – the phone dump:
What a weird mixture. They do not appear in chronological order here, but I am amused by the choice. Interestingly – mostly RL RA and only John Porter and Guy of Gisborne otherwise. A couple of very amateurish edits of mine, some photos of photos, and mostly my self-referential own pics. *tuttuttut*. But a resounding #TEAMSTUBBLE! Yay!!!!! So what’s on your phone? Show and tell!
Right, with the weekend now ending, I am wishing you a good start to the new week.
Guylty ❤️
PS: Smoke-free life update: I confess now – after starting my mission to stop smoking on my birthday, I was not really there for the first three weeks of my attempt to stop smoking. I *did* reduce my daily intake of nicotine – but I was still smoking. However, last Wednesday evening I finally pulled the plug. Four days, and I haven’t touched a smoke since then. But boy, is it hard! After every meal, I want to have a ‘digestive smoke’. Or coming back from a long walk/drive, my first thought back home is “I’d like a cup of tea and a cigarette now.” I have been strong and not given in, but damn, it’s hard. And I have only been able to do so because I have essentially replaced the cigarettes with other ‘bad things’ – shitty food like biscuits and crisps and chocolate. Sigh. I am disgusted with my own weakness, and I am fully aware that I am merely replacing one problem with another. I find it all incredibly discouraging, but I do want to stop poisoning myself with nicotine. (I also wish Mr Guylty stopped smoking in my presence, but he unfortunately hasn’t taken the cue from me…) So next year you can probably watch me start a new anti-addiction mission – trying to stop eating crap… It never ends, does it?
PPS: Sorry for whining.
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Oh Guylty, well done for keeping on with trying to banish the evil weed! I know how hard it is (it has been 23 years since I smoked and I am still counting) and I totally get the whole replacing one thing with another, but you are a strong woman, you are not weak, you are addicted, if you set your mind to it, you can do it! For me, it was being aware of my triggers and actively trying to put something else in place. I got really good at procrastinating, saying to myself, I don’t need a cigarette RIGHT NOW, and doing a distraction thing, like ironing 5 shirts. You can’t really smoke whilst ironing, so it would mean that I was distracted long enough for the craving moment to pass. Other good avoidance stuff was a brisk walk around the block and planning my next day’s activities, I should also have taken out shares in extra strong mints, but everyone has their own path through this, and it will get easier, I promise! Perhaps if Mr. G sees you succeed, he will come to it too xx
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AW, thanks for the encouragement. As I have said before – I am annoyed with myself for being so whiny and needy, but apparently I need all the encouragement I can get… It’s really tough – and it’s not so much the nicotine addiction but the actual habit of having one of those stupid cigarettes in my hands/mouth. You are absolutely right in saying that I need to distract myself. I find that I hardly think of the smokes at all when I am all absorbed by crafting. It’s when I am writing at the laptop that it is worst – because I had allowed myself the extremely bad habit of smoking while working… I am now paying the price… But well, I am going to be stronger than this stupid smoking thing!!!
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So really lucky #7 is me like a moth to a flame he can say f***k as much as he wants to me I’ll never get enough and oh that was a masturbation scene?
As for your cig project listen there will be good days and bad days. It’s not a crime to sub unhealthy toxic cig for crackers chocolate cookies cake as your nicotine withdrawal calms down you’ll taper off these things. You are walking you are active on other projects and you are aware (Mr Guylty needs to join the train now sorry!) uou have a wonderful outlook and the long term goal of a smoke free life far outweighs the short term measures to get there! We love you hang in there !!💗💗👍👍👏😘
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i have no shame in saying i’m totally entranced by that snippet of Wanderlust!
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Ah thank you Rachel for saying that! I’ve listened to it like 5 times now 😘😛👏👍
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The ‘I want to do filthy things to her’ line that gets me! 🙄
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Wrong emoji!
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Rachel all of it just got me going in that a delectable natural? Brit accent omfg!!!!! Thank you great dreams tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💗💗💗💗😘😘😘😘
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LOL. Well, finally someone who openly admits it 😉
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I proudly declare it. I love the whole book. And many of Blakely‘s other books. There’s an actual (non-solo) sex scene in Wanderlust that I find both sexy and poetic.
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*sadly shaking my head* I found particularly the sex scenes so atrociously badly written that I really, really NEVER ever want to listen to that again.
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IDK what it is. Whether I am a patronising, high-brow arrogant arse, or whether I am simply a prude, but listening to that Wanderlust excerpt I kept snorting and laughing out loud. It’s just so clichéd… And I forever wonder what RA thought while spitting out those words. “Tits” and “prick” – and all in his wonderful elocution…
Yeah, I am thinking, too, that for now the bad food is probably preferable to addictive tobacco and nicotine. So I’ll deal with every addiction one by one… You’ve put that really nicely, Michele – long term goal vs. short term measures. I’m keeping my eyes on the prize…
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Well the fact that I am enjoying the smut talk makes me shallow and starved for male er um attention
So no you are none of those arsey
Things at all!! It is funny but I picture Danielnin the shower coming out in S1 towel drying himself ahhhhh ooohhhhh
Yes please do not beat yourself up about the quitting. It will take time but keep busy and please blog and write (ie oof or ficlet) I have to remind myself every day about certain bad habits we all do but we are here for you to vent 😛😉💋😘
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Excuse me, liking good romance writing doesn’t make you shallow. It’s what women get told to shame them and it’s ridiculous. I read and follow lots of romance writers and they are by and large wonderfully smart and educated feminists! It’s okay to enjoy female sex on or off the page.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
*stepsofsoapbox*
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*joins Kate on her soapbox* As soon as I have a mo to myself, I have a bit to add on this subject. And it will be in definite agreement with Kate.
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Oooh, I can’t wait!!! xxx
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LL, don’t keep us breathlessly waiting too long!!!
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Alas, it will be a while. I’m only just now home from the office after working all night and have to be at the hospital in 3 hours for a nuclear bone scan of my right knee. I’m going to try to take a quick nap but the nerves are getting to me. Not looking forward to this scan. But apparently I’ll have 3 hours between the injection that will make me radioactive, lol, and the actual scan, so if I’m not nauseous and can concentrate, I’ll try to drop a line then. 😘
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LL, oh gosh.. take care then I’m sure it will go well and maybe think of Richard as um Griffin in the shower saying f**k and tits and whatever other raunchy terms he used
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Snort! Now I’ll never be able to get my tiny nap taken! And I can’t think of that while at hospital or I will be blushing so hard that they will think the nuclear injection went to my head instead of my knee! I’ll promise it as a treat to myself when I get home though. That will definitely help. 😂 🍆 😳
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LL, hahahha love your emojis !! We are sending you positive thoughts!!
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Oh whoa – keeping my fingers crossed for you at that scan!
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Thank you! My attempt at napping isn’t going so well despite the best efforts of the little old lady cats, who are setting their usual sterling example. And Charlotte in particular is giving Mama encouraging snuggles. I’m so nervous that I just took a valium so we shall see if I can actually get out of bed in a hour! 😂
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Snuggle up with them – they will sure calm you down. There is nothing better than some unconditional furry love!
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Finished the 1st part, the IV of the nuclear stuff and the 1st set of scans. Can go home for a while and come back at 2 for the major scan. Might have to take an Uber back to the hospital though; am feeling pretty awful. Dizzy and weird. Close to my normal state, haha.
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Well done, LL! Go home and now you have earned a treat! Watch episode 1 of BS3!!! Including dreamy, yummy Danny!!!!
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TED?
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Search for TED talk on YouTube. More effective than me lecturing about it here. 😉
Here’s one I found fascinating as a translator.
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Kate great! I’ll listen to it at my lunch break.. Many thanks! Such an educational blog I love it!!
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I’ve said it before (to Herba on her blog, I think) and I’m not ashamed to say it again: I looove Wanderlust. If I were more tech savvy and a singleton in my twenties, my ringtone would be RA saying Right. Fucking. Now.
I get that Lauren Blakely isn’t everyone‘s cup of tea. I don’t think her prose is bad. She writes first person POV present tense, which rubs many people the wrong way, even if they can’t put their finger on it. It’s an unusual style and many people don’t like it.
I read a lot of open door romance, so I didn’t chuckle over the sex here. It’s actually pretty tame. And she writes good female sex. None of that „he threw her on the bed, did nothing useful whatsoever and she came and came and came“ nonsense.
I really want to know what the conversation was with his agent regarding the offer and what made him take the job, though. 😆
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Oh goodness. Um. Em. I don’t know what to say, Kate. Is this the end of our wonderful womance? I honestly find it hard to see any positives in that particular piece of erotic romance. And it’s not as if I don’t know what I am talking about – I do read romance novels and have no problem with it per se. But this particular one was so lacklustre-clichéd about Paris (yawn) and seemed to follow a list of “sex taboos to shock middle-aged hausfraus with” (yawn again), I just couldn’t get beyond that and simply enjoy the narrator’s voice. I don’t know – I don’t think her style is unusual *at all*. I think it is merely *no* style and no substance. And for something that is written in 1 Pers Singular Present Tense, I’d rather read some fan fiction – which is usually better written and FREE…
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No, it’s not! Surely we can disagree on one book without falling apart. I’m not gonna try to bring you over to the dark side as long as you don’t try to make me give up my enjoyment of it. 😉
I agree that it’s not rocket science (to trot out that old cliche) but I enjoyed it and will probably enjoy it again as read by our beloved Mr. A. *inserteyebrowwaggle*
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Yep. Let’s agree to disagree. And never mention this book again *haha*.
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#MantelDesSchweigens 😂😂
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#Giftschrank 😛
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OOOOOHHHHHHH NO!!!! you two are hysterical!!!
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You know what they prescribed for that in the olden day’s, don’t you? 😜*hardeyebrowwaggle*
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Girl you are on fire this morning!!!
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For never mentioning it again, we’re mentioning it an awful lot. 😂😂
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Yep I didn’t want to say anything …. two peas in a pod you Germans…
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We’re difficult to shut up… 🤷🏻♀️
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Hahaha a good thing in my book!!!
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I know… I just can’t let it go. I am in full trashing mode right now. Sorry.
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I’m keeping it together… for now.
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Oh-oh… ok, I’m letting it go now. Don’t want to risk any scenes 😉
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Not from me. I might sit quietly in my corner and cry a little, but I’m not gonna make a scene over a thing like that. 😢 😉
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No need to cry. This is all small fry, anyway.
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Huh? I’m a bit lost here is this still over Wanderlust?
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Yes. We are fighting a merciless war over this… not!
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You are a great writer “merciless war” the visuals in my head now…
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The Wars of the Roses 🌹 will seem like small skirmishes once we’re done!
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Oh wow!! Can I have a front row seat please?!!
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You obviously already do. Hey G, we should think about a cover charge.
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Yep, this double act thing is not for free!!! I’m going to introduce a paywall to the comments, soon.
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Absolutely! All the providers of quality contend do it and this here comment section is definitely right up there with the best of them.
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Cool! I need a new source of income, anyway!
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Paywall? Like apparently Vulture is gonna do? Making me NEERRRRVVVOOOUUUSSS!!!! Capitalism strikes Guylty Pleasure
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No worries, Michele. Just a joke. Especially as I dislike capitalism with a passion. This blog will always be free.
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Whew wiping the sweat from my brow. No laissez faire economics for you? We will see what happens to Vulture if they put up a pay wall…mistake mistake just like Brexit….
I like the rhyme from one of your comments.. clever clever took me awhile to let the meaning soak in… I’m anxious if I can get BS3 Ep 1 on the EPIX channel tonight… I don’t want to view it on a computer screen…
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Hmmmm maybe pontificate on that a bit longer 🤔👀
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I like when you two trash… very entertaining!!! Esp in English!!!
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If only it were that easy to come and come and come …. well maybe with Richard smut talking in my ear among other places but otherwise….
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Take the job? mula mula Das Geld das Geld!!!
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I hope for his sake that money isn’t the *only* consideration when he takes a job.
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Kate, I think part of it is money but maybe he was locked into a contract with Audible and Wanderlust was part of the deal or he wanted to expand his narration horizons and do more contempo stuff.
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I seriously do not believe that RA would ever *have to* do anything because he has been locked into a contract that he cannot get out of. Both narrating a trashy erotic romance as well as doing a U-turn and appearing at a con, are expressions of his own free will. For whatever reason. Money? Can’t believe that, really. Three instalments of the Hobbit must have poured plenty of dosh into his coffers. My hunch is he a) likes to do new things, b) under no circumstance likes to be idle ( also cf. #5 on the link list), c) secretly enjoys shocking/surprising his audience with unexpected stuff.
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Yeah I mean I’ve relaxed my reservations about the Con thing now that Dancy and Mikkelsen will be there too so maybe it is his curiosity or need to keep busy that propelled him to do that. I agree with you he seems to be bored easily and maybe doing these Audible stuff is a reason to get up in the morning rather than taking a holiday every month like some other celebrities seem to do. Also if Audible really loves him he may actually enjoy the solitary time in the studio and he does love books right?
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Yep, I think we can definitely also add to the list that he enjoys audio performing.
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I don’t think you’re patronising or being snobby but i think it’s so easy to box him in as only this lovely sweet chap (which he is) but he’s also a sexual being and i guarantee he says or thinks all of those words IRL. Plus he’s put it about on screen often enough, so saying a few words like tits probably is much nicer than having to get his bare bum out again!
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Ugh, help, no!!!! I definitely need to dispute that notion. I absolutely do NOT think he is an asexual altar boy. OF COURSE he thinks and says those words! And I am actually convinced that he had huge fun reading this novel in the studio. I bet he regularly pissed himself laughing about the things he had to read…
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Yeah among other things. Perhaps he took some of the dialogue back to his flat for um er homework in the shower….
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I mean have ya seen BTS? I mean that is pretty explicit even with the white socks on…
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You had to bring up the socks, huh?? 🤨
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Kate, I thought the socks were cute, like what a 12 year old boy would wear..
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I do NOT want to think about 12yo boys and sex in the same breath, please!
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No! No! I didn’t mean it that way. Ugh yuck sorry if that’s the way it came off. Although he does sometimes dress like a 12 year old bot but that’s a different conversation…
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My guess he thought easy money easy money. Notice in the interview how diplomatic he was concerning her writing and didn’t she micromanage him with the narrative. I’d been like “Richard it’s all yours, say the words however you want to, can I just listen here for awhile?”
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Definitely anything to keep him in work.
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Absolutely, I would be the same way as I suspect you would.. a job is a job and kudos to him for having a great work ethic!!
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Absolutely.
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Both my mom and my mother in law used to smoke since they were very young, but they both succeeded in quitting, so you can surely do it (and Mr Guylty should too) 🙂 Chocolate is better than smoke and in time you won’t need it so much.
On my phone I have LOTS of Guy pics (and mini Guy photos too), maybe even too many because I ran out of space. :O
As background pic I use a lovely Guy/Marian painting, while the lock screen is Guy looking all sad after being left at the altar ❤
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I’ve been a smoker on and off for about 25 years. (Started late when I was already in my 20s, and gave up every time I had a child.) But it gives me hope to read other people’s quitting stories. So thanks for mentioning that!
Yeah, Guy is just so pretty… even when he is devastated after being jilted…
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I loved Guy and Marian I thought it was so romantic and I just lived for S2….
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good luck with quitting! i quit sweets/chocolate,etc last month and lost half a stone but i’m now back to my terrible habits -it’s the only thing (bar Armitage!) that i’m addicted to!
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The only picture on my phone is the lovely smiley Wolverine one that sends shivers down me each time i see it!
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Claw and all?🤣😎👏
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Tbh, I wish I was addicted to Armitage. At least that comes without weight gain or other side effects.
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Idk about no side effects: accelerated heartbeat, flushing, excessive daydreaming… 😉
Hang in there. The good thing is, you know you can do it. Don’t focus on the bad (easier said than done) but on how much you’ve already accomplished.
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I’m trying to tell myself that… 4.5 days. Doesn’t really look like much at all. Ah well…
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6480 minutes!!! 👍🏻👍🏻 388800 seconds.
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Sounds much better, indeed.
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It’s all about the packaging! 😉
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Packaging indeedy!!
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Hahaha love it!!!
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Wise advice Kate very wise…
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You mean you are not???? My bubble has burst……
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Hello Sonja,
My RA contribution, indeed -like yours- many Guyâs and #stubbleforever
I wish I could in any way help you quit smoking. I really hope you succeed.
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Thank you – just the support in terms of a message is actually already helping. One day at a time… My aim is to make it to 21 days – which should be enough to establish a new habit of NOT smoking.
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Oh…my….I dared, I listened, I fainted.
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LOL – guys, you are easy to please *rofl*…
No, sorry, just kidding. I get it. It’s unexpected and therefore quite effective.
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about unexpectedthere’s definitely an element of that-wen i first got into Armitage and all the stuff online about him being so nice and all his stuff about not swearing online, blah de blah-so i had a massive shock when i heard his lines on Castlevania! not a shock cause i’m a prude-my gosh i swear far too much-but because it was unexpected from all the stuff i’d heard and read
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Well, an actor is an actor – reads/says any line that he is paid to say 😀
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Without mucking things up here I do think Richard’s voice for the subject matter is quite effective. For me I like him saying f**k as Griffin or as Daniel or as Trevor P and Trevor B (who I wished had said more of it in S2 just saying) I find this word is useful in some circumstances although Kirsch says it too much for my taste. The visuals of the smutty language Richard utters in #7 are what got me not so much the written dialogue per se.
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IDK, I just can’t separate the two, i.e. the abysmal quality of the stuff and the narrator who has to read that crap. I didn’t exactly feel sorry for him having to read that shite (after all he is his own boss, nobody forces him to take on ridiculous jobs), I just hoped that he had as much fun reading it as I had laughing about it.
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I’m sure he did, he probably has a decent sense of humor even maybe a little raunchy and he probably read the book first as “research” before tackling the narrative but if Blakely was that controlling over how to narrate he may have been on autopilot through it.
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Was Blakely controlling? I didn’t know she had that much input on the recording?
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I don’t think so. I’m not sure they ever met. Michele is heavily engaged in interpreting the very few things he said about the book. 😉
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Hahaha, ah, ok, I see.
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I thought in his interview snippet that he said she had directed how he should say the dialogue not referencing her as conductor or maybe he said conductor. I can’t remember now.
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He said that he sees an author as a conductor when he reads a story and was referring to the rhythm and pacing her writing has. I didn’t think he meant she was actually present for the recording and told him what to do, just that the words on the page are like music to him when he reads, much like a musician would take his cues from the notes. 🎶 🎵
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Oh Jesus, Armitage. The man really always knows what to say, doesn’t he????
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He did say he received notes on what how she thought they would sound like (I just went and looked it up), so I guess that’s what Michele remembered? I don’t know that he took that as a negative thing though. He’s used to being directed as an actor.
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Oh no, I totally believe that he liked being told what to do.
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Can I blame the fact that we were talking about wanderLUST for what that made me think about…? 🤭
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😀 Totally intentional on my part of course…
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Hm, I can’t remember that interview, either.
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Well I’ll dig it up maybe its on YT from February this year. I thought he was being ever the gracious One and I’m “heavily invested” (love you Kate) in almost ALL he does? Still in the honeymoon phase although not his Twitter crap..
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😆 I’m a fan (unapologetically so!).
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That’s why we love you just as you are!!!
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That’s very Bridget Jones. 😘
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Kate I just love how we are on the same wave length!!! Glad you caught that!!!
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Most people gain weight when they quit smoking. They can actually taste the food. I’m cheering for you! I know you can do it.
Oh, and very nice round up!
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I really wish I would at least taste the food that I am stuffing my face with. But I don’t notice a difference yet…
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You’re tossing it in over your tastebuds and swallowing it before you taste it. Slow. Down.
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Good point. I shall try this in an hour’s time when I have lunch! Slow and deliberate.
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My heart is aching that you are beating yourself up over this so much. You’re doing really good and take it from a self-punisher who constantly criticizes her outer self, it’s exhausting and pointless. I think the more you are at your computer (blogging please) the easier it will get. Enjoy a cup of tea with Mrs. Richard Armitage mug as a good incentive.
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Nah, don’t worry Michele. I’m superficial – and forget my own criticisms quite quickly…
Spending time on the computer is part of the problem, though. I am less likely to think of smoking when I am NOT working on the computer. Because I associate the computer with smoking whereas other activities (like shrining or crafting) cannot be done with a cigarette on the go… So if anything, I’ll be likely to spend more time away from the computer in the future – or at least until the cold turkey is over…
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well that sucks for us here…
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Well, it only just means that I will not increase my time on the computer – but I am also not likely to reduce it either. It’ll stay the same 🙂
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Oh and you’re not superficial in the slightest.. your RAPS are a prime example of complexity at work my dear…
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Aw, Michele – nice of you to say. But hey, they are so superficially objectifying, I don’t think I can claim that I am a massively deep thinker 😀
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Oh God I’m rolling my eyes now because you are very smart and very observant and I don’t know what “massively deep thinker means” Having a freakin PHd in something? The women that comment here are all very smart and can hold their own and you get that which is why your blog has over a godzillion comments on it every post (hence my nudging about the computer time) so stop right there with that superficial bullshite… not in the slightest minutiae bit at all girlfriend!!
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LOL – ok, I’ll listen to you and stop with my humble show! (Must have been following Mr Humilitage for too long *grins*)
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hahaha!!! Mr. Humilitage great great !!!
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I respectfully disagree. I used to graphic art before Armitage broke me (yes, I’m blaming him, I‘m desperate) and if done well (and yours is!!), there’s always a story there. Sure it’s about looks—it’s visual—but the quotes, selection of pictures and accessories work together to create little works of art.
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Thank you Kate you said it much better than I did. Although I love “before Armitage broke me”… super cute!!!
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Aw, thanks…
(I really should go out hauling for compliments more often… such a mood lifter!!!)
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Enjoy and savor each bite!
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Way to go coach!!! Good going!! You could always become a motivational speaker!
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Augh! Argh! I’m driving to the office (yes, its 9 PM on Sunday) and I thought I found the right BS billboard but I’m not sure now. It’s close to where I work in Beverly Hills but I’ll have to compare my photo more closely to the one RA took. I think his is on Sunset Blvd and I don’t have time to cruise the Strip tonight. 😢
False alarm! I got too excited for my own good. His billboard has a different logo at the bottom so it’s defo not the same. Plus I think his is much larger so it must be on Sunset. (No wisecracks about RA’s size, ladies. This is a family show…not!) The one I stumbled across is normal billboard size. Phew! I’m still out of breath from seeing THAT face so large while I’m out trying to drive like a normal human being. Gah!
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Take photos of both, please!
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Ooh, thank you for doing some detective work on our behalf.
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#7: OMG the prose is so awful I was wincing, but I love his pronunciation of “hot” at the end of sentence one. Now I understand Mimi Cruz’s photo captions with “HAWT HAWT HAWT!”
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Taken out of context, individual phrases *could* indeed lead to increased heart rates. The pronunciation of “hot” alone might spark a thousand fan fics 😉
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Hint hint Guylty hint hint…
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Nope. I am not the person for fan fics, Michele. I’m trying to cut down on computer time here, not increase it 😉
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Well thought I’d give it a shot!!
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😀 hehe, I see now what you did there. Very clever, Miss M, very clever!
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Oh dear lord, I saw another BS billboard. Thank goodness there’s little traffic tonight because Swerve ‘R’ Me. Getting myself killed while driving would be a rather unfortunate side effect of Armitage Obsession, wouldn’t it? Now it’s time to hunker down and get some work done. *grumbles incoherently about that damn man*
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LOL – be careful and not endanger yourself, even when investigating on behalf of the RArmy 😉 (But yeah, I can imagine what that massive size RA must do to your brain… overload!)
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I would probably hit a utility pole driving seeing him larger than life up there!!!
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Yeah know LL there’s a RA in RL convo begging to be written here about the billboards….
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Thanks for the round-up Guylty and good luck with your project ,- you’re doing well. Some wonderful pics in your RA dump, particularly the one of Scott in the car. Seeing RA emerging or disappearing in the shadows is a current fascination of mine and I have several on my desktop slideshow
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Thanks J!
Oh, and that is not Scott in the car but Daniel Miller 🙂 But that is a very interesting point – RA in shadow. With his strong facial features he definitely lends himself for such pictures. I’d love to know which other pictures you are referring to!
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That’s Daniel? Oh I’m a bad fan! I’ll upload some photos when I can access my hoard. Have to rely on my phone for the next few days
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I am half way through The tattooist of auschwitz, perhaps I should reward myself with Wanderlust when I reach the end.
Having your partner trying to quit smoking would be beneficial as long as if he didn’t cheat as mine does with dieting lol
Six weeks of Weight Watcher menus has been beneficial to us both then he ruins it by eating a large packet of peanuts or similar! !
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I don’t mind the cheating – as long as I don’t know. I.e. he could easily smoke as much as he wanted – outside or away from home… But he does it right in front of me in the living room. *annoyed*
Jeepers – following up “Tattooist” with “Wanderlust” – I don’t think there is any greater contrast possible…
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Can you tell him Bitte nicht?
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Nah. Not that kind of relationship. I don’t tell him what to do, and he doesn’t tell me. But I expect him to know what to do. I’m slightly miffed that he hasn’t even commented on the fact that I haven’t smoked for 4.5 days at this stage… ignorant b’tard!!! *grah*
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Oooh, I wasn’t expecting a roundup after all your hard work on Flat Richie. Thanks, Guylty. 👑 Sending encouraging thoughts for giving up smoking. Would having something to hold instead of the ciggies help? One of those squeezable stress-reliever things maybe. As everyone says, don’t worry about the extra cakes and choccies. They’re much easier to give up.
Love the selection of goodies you found for us. I so agree with you in #2. It’s funny, I usually spot that it’s RA behind his characters, sometimes more than others, but Guy seems only Guy and no one else. (But don’t mind me, I’m a little odd that way. 👽)
I’ve chickened out of #7 so far… I’m telling myself it’s because present tense narration is not my thing and first person present is even worse. Besides, I blush too easily. ☺️
Great phone-dump, meanwhile. First among equals has to be that nape and ears shot.
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Ah, I have missed so many round-ups this year, I really wanted to keep going now.
Good point about some stress reliever thing. Or definitely some zero-cal sweets or chewing gum that I can keep my mouth busy with.
I couldn’t agree with you more re. #2 and Guy – that character could’ve so easily become a cardboard cut-out: always with the temptation that the actor plays him with irony (because, admittedly, there is a certain amount of cheesiness involved in the RH show). But RA totally resisted that temptation and played Guy in all seriousness. And that shows.
#7 – you haven’t missed much, Jenny. Honestly, just watch any of the wall-nailing scenes, and it’s a hundred times more evocative…
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So, is the phone dump thing all Armitage pics on someone‘s phone? Because I’m starting to think I‘m a freak…
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Yep., exactly that.
Freak? Why? Because you have none? Or because ALL of your pics are Armitage? *muhahaha* (zuzutrauen wäre dir beides…)
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Well I have NONE, null of Richard and wouldn’t even know how to put one as a screen safer on my phone
I think you win either way Genau Guylty on (phrase) …
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Oh, but ladies!!!! That is the point of having a mobile phone – portable photo album with pretty pictures of Richie baby always in your pocket…
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💋🤣🤣🤣🤣Richie baby so sweet!!
I’m a techie dunce I really am
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😘😘😘😁💋💋💋💋💋
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Neither, nor. I do not have zero Armitage pics on my phone and of course I have other pics, but… if I were to post all of them, your blog might implode.
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Lol, oha!!!
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Let’s just say I have a filing system for them…
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Like the best of us. A folder per character?
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It’s a bit more involved than that. Character folders, facial hair differentiation, props (e.g. the sunglasses folder), companions (one is called A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course) and a few other taxonomic principles…
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Kate way way way over my head…. I like the sunglasses folder though.. neat!!
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That sounds like an intense, detailed classification system. Just the kind of thing that a nuanced actor like RA demands.
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Indeed! You should see the folder entitled “Art”.
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Kate hopefully we will some day soon…
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Empty? *coughs*
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You are all being waaaayyy too literal with this. 😉
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You’re noooottttttt????? Wot????
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I’m more of a lateral thinker.
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*grins* I’m not missing any opportunity to make fun of RA… #ArtsyFartsy
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I thought you were making fun of my current artistic impotence.
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No no no. Only ever aimed at RA!!! He needs to be kept grounded 😉
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Hihi! Now all you need to do is find a way to brake into the echo chamber so he can hear this.
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That’s why this is such fun – because he will never know that I am making fun of him. Bingo! I get to be cheeky – and it doesn’t even hurt him.
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Same with my ‘Art’ folder–was er nicht weiß, macht ihn nicht heiß.
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*khkhkhkhk*
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Irgendwie klingt das ein bißchen beängstigend. Bewundernswert, aber beängstigend… 😉.
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Ja, das beschreibt mich ganz gut. *kicher*
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Pics of Team Shubbery and Team Clean Shaven and Team Stubble or is there a clear winner?
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It’s pretty even atm.
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Even Steven! I thought you were leaning toward team shrubbery there girlfriend!😉😘
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I’m an equal opportunity ogler but I just save whatever pics I like and the facial hair stages are pretty evenly represented it seems.
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I have a ‘secret’ pinterest page of RA pics. Takes up less space than on my phone. The pics are the portraits that make me go wibble and lots of his bare chest!😂
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See, pintrest is the thing I don’t get. It isn’t userfriendly to me or maybe I’m just dense. I have a pretty big phone storage, so far, so good.
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EEO as it should be!! 😘👏👍😉💗💗
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Das ist ja erhöhter Schwierigkeitsgrad, wenn dein Mann weiter direkt vor deiner Nase raucht. Ein bißchen Rücksicht sollte er schon nehmen. Drück dir die Daumen, dass du weiter durchhältst!
Wie gut, dass es auf Weihnachten zugeht, da gibt´s soviele leckere, ungesunde Sachen, mit denen man sich ablenken kann 😉. Da nehme ich auch ohne Zigarettenentzug regelmäßig zu. Und im Januar ist immer noch genug Zeit, sich darüber Gedanken zu machen, wie man davon wieder los kommt. Gib nicht auf! Such dir Ablenkung, dekorier das Haus von oben bis unten neu, was auch immer dir das Ganze etwas erleichtert.
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Ja, ich hab’s schon echt schwer hier *sniffs und lässt sich schamlos bemitleiden*
Jou, ich habe jetzt schon gefühlte 5 kilo ohne Weihnachtsleckereien zugenommen. Und das nach 5 Tagen. Ohweia… es kann nur noch schlimmer werden. Aber gut, dann mal lieber fett als nikotinabhängig… Und mit schön dekoriertem Haus.
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Komm in unsere Mitte, wir bemitleiden dich doch gerne. Schöner wär´s, wenn wir dir helfen könnten, aber das wird schwierig übers Internet.
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🙂 So reicht es schon.
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Es wird nicht schlimmer, sondern besser, du wirst sehen! Und ich z.B. esse das ganze ungesunde Zeug und die Wohnung ist nicht schön dekoriert. Aber ich sag mir, jetzt ist die Zeit des Jahres, in der man sich ohne Ausreden zu suchen, dem schamlos hingeben kann 😉.
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Das werde ich doch dann jetzt auch einfach mal so übernehmen. Wann wenn nicht jetzt? Her mit dem Spekulatius!
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Soll ich noch was zu Nr. 7 sagen oder nicht?! Ich hab weder das Buch gelesen noch gehört. Ist einfach nicht mein bevorzugtes Genre. Den Ausschnitt fand ich weder anregend noch erregend. Bestenfalls komisch. Seine Stimme… ja, die ist natürlich sexy. Aber mir wär´s doch lieber, er liest (ganz Klischee) das Telefonbuch. Ich hab kein Problem mit Sexszenen, aber hier spricht mich die Umsetzung nicht an. Ich gebe Guylty recht, es gibt Fanfics, die das besser können. Ich fürchte, wenn ich mir den Auszug noch ein paar Mal anhören würde, bestünde die Gefahr, dass meine RA-Phantasien unwiederbringlich ruiniert würden 😲.
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Jou, bitte lass es. Ich muss sagen, dass meine Fantasien einen echten Knacks gekriegt haben, seitdem ich Wanderfrust gehört habe. Ist natürlich einzig und allein meine eigene Schuld. Ich wusste schon nach dem ersten Kapitel, dass ich den Schrott scheiße finde. Aber ich musste ja un-be-dingt zu Ende hören. Und wenn du ‘komisch’ willst, dann guck lieber nochmal den Vicar of Dibley. Da war noch mehr zu lachen – und Harry ist auch sexy…
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Stimmt, und da gibt´s auch noch was fürs Auge 😍.
Du hast dir das doch nur bis zum Ende angehört, weil du deine Pflichten als Bloggerin ernst nimmst und uns eine detaillierte Review geben wolltest. Opfer fürs Fandom sozusagen.
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So ist es. Genau erkannt. Und die Pflicht bereits vor Monaten erfüllt. https://guylty.net/2018/03/07/wanderfrust-a-review/
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Couldn’t sleep but couldn’t get out of bed either. Leaving now for the hospital but am running too late to take an Uber. Feeling decidedly awful. Who would have guessed that being shot up with nuclear isotopes would make you feel so ill? 🤔🙄😩🤢
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Oh god, that doesn’t sound good. Hope you are well looked after at the hospital! Take care on your way, too!
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Yeah LL, if you have to drive by yourself take extra care on the way. Maybe you´ve someone to accompany you?
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Big hugs and please be careful!!! Consider taking an Uber home maybe? We need you in one piece! The RArmy is counting on you.
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Thank you all so much for the support! I really appreciate it. Am finally home. Unfortunately I couldn’t take an Uber home because that would mean I’d have had to leave my car at the hospital. No one to help me either. The only friend I have who lives on my side of town works at the same place I do and is under the same deadline pressures.
But I’m used to looking after myself. I had surgery on both knees in April 2016 and again in August 2017, the latter being when I got the partial replacement in the right. No one to take care of me but the two little old lady cats but we managed. I’m just hoping that this time, I’ll need surgery on only the right knee.
Sorry I missed such a lovely chat day. Guylty, please hang in there. You are doing a terrific job and we are proud of you! Worry about the crisps and sweets later, please. 😘
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I’m sooo glad to see you’re home safe and sound. Take it easy as much as you can!! 😘😘
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LoLoLand Productions Presents “RL with RA”
Tonight’s episode: “Nurse Armitage”
RA: Oh good, you’re awake. I’m just back from the store with some ice cream for you.
LL: *grumbling* Chocolate?
RA: No, you ungrateful woman, raspberry.
LL: Thank you, husband. You’re very sweet for someone so pretty. I do like you occasionally.
RA: Well, you’re very pretty for someone so short, wife. And I like you all the time. Besides, raspberry goes very well with chocolate. Here’s some more juice; drink up, please.
LL: No, not thirsty.
RA: You have to get some liquids in you to flush that nuclear muck out of your system. *kisses her forehead* Hmm, you still have a fever. You really need to eat something.
LL: No, not hungry. Want to go back to sleep.
RA: Please? You haven’t eaten a single thing since you got back from hospital yesterday afternoon. How about some soup?
LL: *petulant* Hate soup. Going back to sleep.
RA: Tosh, you loved that tomato soup I made using my mum’s recipe. There’s some in the freezer or I can warm up the mulligatawny from that place we went to on Sunday.
LL: I feel too awful to eat; everything hurts.
RA: Come on, sweetheart, it’s the only way you’re going to feel better. How about I read to you for a little while first?
LL: *changes her tune damn quick* Yes, please!
RA: Uh…have you seen my iPad?
LL: Last time I saw it, it was mixed in with your dirty clothes. On. The. Floor.
RA: *cheerfully* Yep, there it is! Scooch over and let me get into bed. Let’s see, we need something to wake you up.
LL: Weren’t we about to start a new chapter of “The Last Unicorn?”
RA: No, I don’t think that will do. *scrolling* Ah, here we go! *begins reading* ‘As my breathing calms down, I strip off my running shorts, step into the shower and turn the water to hot…’
LL: Nooooo! No “Wanderlust!”
RA: ‘Thinking of her luscious red lips, I grab the base of my swollen…’
LL: Okay, tomato! Tomato!
RA: *grinning* And at least half of a grilled cheese sandwich to go with it.
LL: *as he leaves for the kitchen* I take back what I said about liking you occasionally!
RA: Tell it to the soup, wife!
LL: *waits till she hears the godawful clatter from the kitchen* I like you all the time, too, tall man.
[For Guylty, Kate and Michele]
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I. Love. It. Best one yet!!! 💋💋💋
You made my day.
P.S. Check your messages on Twitter.
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Thank you, Kate! We aim to please here at LoLoLand Productions. I’ve read interviews in which he says he’s messy, so I’m running with that and having a blast. (Checked and answered, thank you!)
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You do please… a lot!
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LoLo, I’m happy he is messy! I think that is part of his charm that he’s far from perfect.. He can leave clothes and other crap on my floor any time! If he wants to make me tomato soup and feed it to me I will gladly comply!!!
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😂😂😂 That´s brilliant LL!
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Aw, thank you! I hope this one isn’t too sappy and that people enjoy reading my little conversations as much as I enjoy writing them. He is a marvelous subject!
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LoLo thank you I sooo needed that!! I hope that muck is out of your system
Don’t watch Ep 2 Daniel isn’t Daniel in it just bizarre and disturbing
😘😘😘😘😘😘💗💗💗💗
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Damn, I want to be looked after like that. (Mind you, you won’t ever find me say “I don’t want to eat” – it’ll be the other way round for me…)
And you have no idea how loud I laughed out at the “threat” in this dialogue. Bingo! I think I would cover my ears and start singing at the top of my voice if RA (as my lover) started to read that to me. Unfortunately having listened to that audio book has really left some nasty scars. Can’t unhear what he said.
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