Bravo! I love it! Wouldn’t we all like to know what goes on underneath that quiff?
I’ll wait in case there is more inspiRAd poetry coming this way, and then give it the usual, illustrated treatment 🙂
I wish I were a piece of fluff
Floating in the breeze
Circling that perfect profile
‘Til I’d seen enough
Then gently past the elven ears
To rest on broad blue back: while
Others squeal I love to feel
the strength beneath the stuff.
Sadly, a clothes brush has its place
To save him from sartorial disgrace
Whilst we humble toothbrushes do our best
To keep those teeth all minty fresh.
Twinkle, twinkle little fluff
We see you there, hanging tough
Resting ‘pon a sea of blue
We wonder though, what do you do?
From where did you appear?
What are you? Why are you here?
LOL *belly laugh* – I take it, you did NOT spot a spot on the Proboscitage, but this only refers back to yourself? Otherwise beware of the APM!!!!!!!! 😱
Never before in all my thinkin’
Has a fluff earned such distinction
By happenstance upon the brawn
Resting lightly while we fawn
As someone’s ears do slightly pinken…
*giggles* – and one wonders whose those slightly pink ears are… Mind you, did you also notice how painfully read they were in some of the cycling scenes in wintry Berlin? Brrrr, poor boy…
PS: I am still waiting and collecting all these fabulous poems before I will put them in a post and publish them…
No, I didn’t notice… mind you I was leaving for Greece in a few short hours when I watched, so a little distracted. But I’ll stay alert for pink ears on my re-watch!
Of all the things I notice about RA, his ears are well down on my list. I find other body parts of his more compelling. Like his elbows. Just kidding, I don’t think they have ever been highlighted by fans, even by Serv.
My theory is that the left nipple has generally outperformed every other body part when it comes to energizing the fandom, but I’m sure we could provide remedy if either his elbows or his ears have been so sadly neglected…
We should do research and get some hard numbers. I know his eyelashes, thighs and ass have been praised in poetry, but the left nipple might be the king of body parts. These important questions deserve further study. Come to think of it, I know his crotch might have inspired some verse, but that might be considered an area, rather than a part. 🙂
I’m sure there must be something good to be said about elbows… or somebody to have an elbow fetish. As you know, there are weirdos out there who have a thing for armpits *muhahaha*
Specs of white on field of blue,
What could they mean,
Are they a clue?
Outside is it snowing?
Or a storm of fluff growing?
How did the lowly lint appear,
Upon that man we hold so dear?
After lengthy detection,
Of those blots on his perfection,
We could conclude those pieces of fluff,
Are errant flakes of dandruff.
So we might take an hour,
To shampoo him in the shower.
And wash the fluff away,
To help him start his day.
I volunteer as his personal drying assistant. It’s convenient since I washed his hair so thoroughly and I am already in his bathroom. .Perhaps we can dry each other off, since I will be rather moist from the shower as well. I always put my underwear on after I’ve dried off, so I could teach him how to dry off properly. or lend assistance with hard to reach places. Yikes, getting warm in here, isn’t it?
The collared shirt — oh what a flirt! — is open at the neck.
There’s no neckwear (not even hair) but on the back a speck.
It could be fluff (or who knows what) — analysis runs high,
But each of us would wish the chance up close to verify!
I’d be the special snowflake
Which settled on his hair
And on his head I’d partake
In the thoughts which nestled there
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Bravo! I love it! Wouldn’t we all like to know what goes on underneath that quiff?
I’ll wait in case there is more inspiRAd poetry coming this way, and then give it the usual, illustrated treatment 🙂
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I’d shame it for a brazen flirt
Cozying up to that cerulean shirt
But there again I’ve not the face
To say I wouldn’t take its place
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Snowflakes, fluff or specks of dust,
I’ll take their shape, and still my lust.
For all I want, is gently crush –
avoiding Richie’s clothes brush.
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I wish I were a piece of fluff
Floating in the breeze
Circling that perfect profile
‘Til I’d seen enough
Then gently past the elven ears
To rest on broad blue back: while
Others squeal I love to feel
the strength beneath the stuff.
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Hehe, going straight for the essentials… Well done – this is becoming quite an epic poem…
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Love your fluffy poem. /who knew fluff was the stuff dreams are made of?
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Sadly, a clothes brush has its place
To save him from sartorial disgrace
Whilst we humble toothbrushes do our best
To keep those teeth all minty fresh.
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*coughs* does that refer to this:
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*takes the Fifth*
🙂
No, seriously, I was just inspired by the smile.
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Ah yes. Who wouldn’t. It is as glowing as his veneers. 😂
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Twinkle, twinkle little fluff
We see you there, hanging tough
Resting ‘pon a sea of blue
We wonder though, what do you do?
From where did you appear?
What are you? Why are you here?
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Up above the hip so high,
Like a dust mite on the thigh.
Twinkle twinkle little fluff
Never mind I’m so in luv.
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LOL! Love it!
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Seems the fluff is quite the muse
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*grins* – or some people have too much time on their hands…
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This is a true story…
What fresh hell is this, do you suppose
Lurking on that noble nose?
Out damned spot, how do you dare?
Centred ‘twixt that fine blue stare
Phew! Now I see I misdiagnosed
It’s a fall-out crumb from my piece of toast
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LOL *belly laugh* – I take it, you did NOT spot a spot on the Proboscitage, but this only refers back to yourself? Otherwise beware of the APM!!!!!!!! 😱
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*shuffles feet*
Guilty as charged. m’lud, I’m afraid.I was perusing your ooof, when…
Naturally it was me, not him. The proboscis was pristine, as ever.
I’ll serve my time willingly for messy eating and sins against APM
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You may be excused, in that case. *ooof*s are for the hours of madness. So all good, APM disabled.
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Soso, snowflakes. Well ….. 😂
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Ganz spezielle, kleine, unschuldige.
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Never before in all my thinkin’
Has a fluff earned such distinction
By happenstance upon the brawn
Resting lightly while we fawn
As someone’s ears do slightly pinken…
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*giggles* – and one wonders whose those slightly pink ears are… Mind you, did you also notice how painfully read they were in some of the cycling scenes in wintry Berlin? Brrrr, poor boy…
PS: I am still waiting and collecting all these fabulous poems before I will put them in a post and publish them…
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Maybe we were wrong to poopoo the “special snowflake” theory…
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No, I didn’t notice… mind you I was leaving for Greece in a few short hours when I watched, so a little distracted. But I’ll stay alert for pink ears on my re-watch!
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Of all the things I notice about RA, his ears are well down on my list. I find other body parts of his more compelling. Like his elbows. Just kidding, I don’t think they have ever been highlighted by fans, even by Serv.
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My theory is that the left nipple has generally outperformed every other body part when it comes to energizing the fandom, but I’m sure we could provide remedy if either his elbows or his ears have been so sadly neglected…
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We should do research and get some hard numbers. I know his eyelashes, thighs and ass have been praised in poetry, but the left nipple might be the king of body parts. These important questions deserve further study. Come to think of it, I know his crotch might have inspired some verse, but that might be considered an area, rather than a part. 🙂
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Kathy *eeeek*… mind you – wasn’t there an ode to a zipper already??? It seems we have touched on the “area” already *grins*
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You never know when interest in the area in question might come up. I vaguely recall a tastefully sensitive poem inspired by the leather-clad area.
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that is a very circumspect way of identifying the “area” 😂
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ROFL “outperformed”. Too true. I can hardly remember the right one, but the left one… hot!
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I’m a big fan of the ears… among other bits 😋
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I’m sure there must be something good to be said about elbows… or somebody to have an elbow fetish. As you know, there are weirdos out there who have a thing for armpits *muhahaha*
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Yes, I have heard of some weirdos who enjoy the view of certain underarm.
There are many who admire RA’s lovely bits,
And even some weridos who love his armpits.
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Not ashamed to say “me, me” 😀
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Check Daniel out on the roof with Hector. It must have been really cold…
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Methinks I spy
With my little eye
A speck or two
In that coiffed do.
;D
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*coughs*
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Ode to Fluff
Specs of white on field of blue,
What could they mean,
Are they a clue?
Outside is it snowing?
Or a storm of fluff growing?
How did the lowly lint appear,
Upon that man we hold so dear?
After lengthy detection,
Of those blots on his perfection,
We could conclude those pieces of fluff,
Are errant flakes of dandruff.
So we might take an hour,
To shampoo him in the shower.
And wash the fluff away,
To help him start his day.
Kathy Jones
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😂😂😂
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🙂
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I kind of zoned out upon “to shampoo him in the shower”… i’ll be back with a coherent reply once I am back from *my* cold shower…
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“The Man” keeps us clean….. 😂
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Yes, the shower part was a little steamy. 🙂
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Hehe, you don’t say…
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Just make sure he remembers to dry himself properly before putting his boxers on 😉
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I volunteer as his personal drying assistant. It’s convenient since I washed his hair so thoroughly and I am already in his bathroom. .Perhaps we can dry each other off, since I will be rather moist from the shower as well. I always put my underwear on after I’ve dried off, so I could teach him how to dry off properly. or lend assistance with hard to reach places. Yikes, getting warm in here, isn’t it?
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The collared shirt — oh what a flirt! — is open at the neck.
There’s no neckwear (not even hair) but on the back a speck.
It could be fluff (or who knows what) — analysis runs high,
But each of us would wish the chance up close to verify!
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Touché – totally need some verification on this. Preferably by a number of independent(ish) inspectors.
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That sea of blue
I’d drown in you
Those ‘come on’ eyes
My heart just dies
‘ggg’ 😍😍😂😂😂
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Short but sweet. I’m fully with you on this.
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Oh such fun!! I haven’t laughed so much in days!! (Nursing a second stinking cold! Yuck)
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Yup, give the fans a reason, and they rhyme away. aMUSEing 😉 PS: Hope your cold is better!
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