Over here in my neck of the woods, it’s the season for some hot Port – (a drink which is) a delicious combination of hot and dangerous. Eh, does that ring a bell? These days, when that alcoholic concoction is mentioned, my fangirl brain usually adds another syllable to the name and I end up with an altogether different visual than that of a steaming hot, sweet, strong, fragrant drink. Mind you, the adjectives apply to Hot Portah, too: (steaming) hot, strong, sweet (of sorts), fragrant (the Armpitage beckons…). So no wonder this was the result when Stephanie commissioned me a Porter RAPS:
There, the design is already reminiscent of the wisps of steam floating from a hot Port(ah)… But wait, it gets hotter. I’ll show you the bottom (sic) part of the RAPS first, this time.
*coughs*. Danger, do not crotch… eh… touch, touch!!!
If she’s really sure she can take it, Stephanie can remove the warning sign and warm herself on this sight:
Porter’s smoulder is equally hot as his abs. Just imagine you are hit by *that* look:
The tease!!! So if Stephanie wants the full-on smoulder she can fold away the fan as I have only fixed half of it in the tin. A little, strong magnet holds it in place, whether it’s open or closed:
And here it is in full working order:
Bet you are thirsty now… so am I. I recommend a bit of Recovery time here.
Happy portering… eh… pottering around during the holiday! I hope you’ll all have a wonderful time, enjoying the family, friends or simply just time for yourself. And if it’s sufficiently cold enough outside, drink a Hot Port(ah) to me:
Pour 60mls of Port into a glass, fill up with boiling water. Add a slice of lemon with 5 cloves in it and sweeten with sugar if wanted. Cheers!
Oh holy night…….
(Melde mich wieder, wenn die Ohnmacht abgeklungen ist……) 😎
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So, es geht wieder! Sach ma, der hat ja Diamantnippel *glotz*. Und diese Patschehändchen……
Da hast du zum Jahresende ja nochmal den Hottest-shrine-ever kreiert. Das war sicher ein heißer Kreativitätsprozess: ich sehe dich förmlich mit Tanktop, Shorts und Schweiß -nicht nur auf der Stirn-, die Schere in den rutschigen Fingern beim Ausschneiden des superheißen Porter’schen Epizentrums. Und ob dein freundlicher Link tatsächlich zur recovery geeignet ist, wage ich mal stark zu bezweifeln. Trotzdem verbindlichsten Dank und her damit 🙂
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Adlerauge Merry schlägt zu – genau, da ist ein bisschen Diamantenstaub auf den Himbeerchen gelandet *ggg*. Und wer kann da schon die Finger von lassen…
Hehe, und ja, der Schreinprozess war diesmal reiner Selbstschutz. Bei Hausinnentemperaturen von 12 Grad *musste* ich es mir ein bisschen warm machen, gell…
Recovery ist absolut empfehlenswert. Steigt ziemlich heiß ein, entwickelt dann übrigens einen sehr spannenden Plot! Von unserer lieben Obscura geschrieben!
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Habe mich schonmal vorhin zum Kaffee warmgelesen. Gut geschrieben, wie ich finde. Nicht so im trash-bums-Stil. Porter war bisher nicht so mein Leading-Hero, aber mal sehen, was sich so entwickelt. Bin da seit diesem Jahr deutlich ergebnisoffener geworden, in jeder Hinsicht 😀
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Ergebnisoffener? Ha! Das ist bei Porter wohl inklusive – da gibt es *immer* Ergebnis. Und ja, das ist zwar ziemlich heiß, aber geht dann wirklich auch spannend in eine Story.
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Also, ich denke schon, dass der Porter in jeder Hinsicht ein “finisher” ist 😀 Ergebnisoffen eher insofern, ob ich mich vielleicht nicht doch längerfristig von ihm als “Typ” überzeugen lasse 😉 So wie das komplett bei Guy funktioniert. Wennde misch verstehe tust!
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Woooow… Porter is really hot in this shrine… ❤
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😀 Not sorry 😉
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ARE THOSE NIPS BEJEWELED???????
Oh Sweet Baby Jesus….
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Jepp *faint*
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*coughs* yes… I just could not restrain myself… 😀
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yessssssssssssssss….
I need to go pin down… errrrr…. FIND my GuyMuse… he just ran through here….
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Yowsa! I believe you mentioned being Porter inspired yesterday…I had no idea *how* inspired 😉 Thanks for the Recovery link love!!
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Well, I blame you, Obscura. You and your Porter creation… dammit, I had forgotten how hot Recovery was…
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*muhahahaha*
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IKR – I wouldn’t mind a Recovery-recovery 😉
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LOL!
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Hey Obscura: your Recovery is REALLY hot. I like it 😀
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LOL…it’s funny, because it was really my husband who gave me the very plotty idea – it just took me about 7 or 8 chapters of heat to get to it 😉
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You’re a lucky girl to have such an inspiring husband 🙂
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BTW …thanks!!
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It was my pleasure 😉
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it’s getting really hot this Christmas 😉 i’m enjoying it too 🙂 very nice read indeed! :-))))
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This one is definitely too hot to handle! But I’d definitely be willing. 🙂 Another wonderful RAPS with such fun details.
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The fun bits are my desperate attempt at obscuring that I may be in a little too deep *ggg*. I am only glad that others seem to sympathise with that affliction…
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Do my eyes see a hand hovering over Portah’s belt and zipper? Looks to me like more jewels might be about to be revealed. Love the steamy hotness of this shrine. A great way to keep your hands warm on cold winter nights.
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LOL – the Porter crown jewels, indeed. Tbh, I had toyed with the idea of making peel-off pants, but then I got distracted 😉 Hot enough, I hope…
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Hot enough as is, but peel-off pants? The mind boggles at the idea. I love the way you think.
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IKR. I am really sorry *ggg* NOT.
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I need cold shower now.
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Hattest Du beim basteln gerade irgendwie unzüchtige Gedanken? So wie nach dem Genuss von zuviel BofA?
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😀 das war einzig und allein eine Aktion, damit mir in unserem kalten, ungeheizten Haus warm wurde, sonst nichts… *hüstel*
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genau! und Kerzen aufstellen hat auch nichts genützt? Soll ich Dir jetzt wünschen dass die Heizung öfter mal ausfält? Vielleicht nicht gerade an Weihnachten 😉
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😀 Da brauchst du mir nichts zu wünschen. Unser Haus *hat keine* Heizung. Nur Kamin. Insofern muss man sich da was einfallen lassen… Die Porter-Heizung ist äußerst kostengünstig und wärmeeffektiv…
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What are you trying to do to me, Guylty! Wow, that is one hot shrine!!!! The look is killing me, especially from behind the fan 😀
And the hand… (Fans herself furiously). Dear me. Even the lid is hot! Lucky, lucky Stephanie!
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*ggg* Not sorry. There is something about Porter… He’s not even my favourite character, but somehow he gives rise to the hottest/most ridiculous ideas. All that exposed flesh, I suppose. (The hands, btw, came from your stash of blingy bits!!)
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Wow! Hot, hot, hot! You’ve outdone yourself again. Stephanie is a lucky girl!
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*giggles* Porter just does that to me… Hope Stephanie doesn’t find it too hot to handle…
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Speechless at your talent. Stephanie is One Very Lucky Lady!! (Is that a bit of nipple glitter I see? ROFL)
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LOL – yes, that is nipple glitter 😀 I just couldn’t resist. They are perky enough, but I thought the nipplitage deserved some love 😉 Oh, and thanks, J! x
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It looks even better in person, ladies, believe me!
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*phew* I am really glad if you like it, Stephanie…
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Thanks for the giggle over that strategically placed hand! Good to see something that’s not drama (but an entirely different genre..!) 😀
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*ggg* The hands had me in giggles myself. I mean, I could hardly keep my hands off Porter myself… And yes, I prefer this sort of drama, too 😉 Happy Christmas, I! x
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LOL! You continue to give and to be hilarious. 😀
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At your service 😉 I am keeping it light *coughs*
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HOT FLASH ALERT….hotatage..sexitage..lovatage..any more atages and I’ll pass out…
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Thankitage… eh, thanks… It was such fun making this – and sort of anticipating the response from the future shrine owner and all other aficionados. x
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Oh Wow! That’s some awesome hotatage alright……………xx
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😀 Yeah, I needed to up the ante a bit. And Porter is just… well… he is a hot piece of everything. Glad you like him.
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what mischief is this here??? Wicked indeed! That hand is definitely fondling the belt and i see proof of where your fingers have been LOL 😀 You are forgiven, who could resist that (looks at belly button.. giggles) Brilliant hot shrine! 🙂 I think i need an icecream!
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Dammit, did I leave my fingerprints on that hot bod? Dear oh dear, he’s not mine… But anyway, Porter was definitely asking for it – in *that* scene. Honestly, I know it was not meant to look like *that* kind of bondage, but hot damn, that scriptwriter/director was definitely thinking of the females in the audience, I am sure…
Oh, and that belly button – irresistible. I’d like some icecream with that, too.
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Uiuiuiui …! Und das am frühen Morgen …
Komisch: Alle nennen die Glitzer-Nippel, nur mir fiel zuerst der Nabel auf … Lässt das auf meine Blickrichtung schließen? *hust*
Ich glaube, ich sollte mal unter die Dusche hüpfen …
Schöne Feiertage dir und deiner Familie ❤ – und reichlich Port für dich. Du sollst es schließlich warm und angenehm haben.
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Womit wir damit wieder einmal bei Otto und dem Schlips wären, der ja bekanntlich auf den Boden zeigt, nicht auf den… *hust*. Ein bisschen Glitzer im Nabel musste schon sein. Nun stelle man sich noch vor, wie man den Glitzer da in natura einmassiert. Ok, lieber nicht… sonst wird’s dann doch zu heiß.
Happy Christmas auch dir, Igelchen! xx
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Hot, hot indeed! This has to be the sexiest RAPS. I love the mini fan revealing smoldering Porter.
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I admit, I may have gone a little bit overboard here with the sexitage *coughs*. But that’s why I included the warning sign. Just in case…
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Fanning myself! I love the little hand symbols and must agree with miapatagonia, the pics are *smoldering*! Perfect for a midwinter day. Happy Christmas Guylty, to you and yours!
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Ha – this RAPS maybe should’ve come with a complimentary fan for the fan? *note to myself* 😉
Happy Christmas to you, too, Linnet xxx
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Love the nipple bling. Love the appropriately placed hands. Feeling a little hot here. Thought I was done with hot flashes but apparently not. And peel off pants??? From your lips to God’s ears. Then again maybe not. I have my own dreams of what’s behind that manly bulge.
Question on the hot port…do I have to add water? I love port so I want to try this.
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Important questions need answering first: Yes, fill up your glass of port (60ml) with boiling hot water. And don’t forget a slice of lemon, stuffed with 5 cloves. A pinch of cinnamon might be nice, too 🙂 Happy Christmas 🙂
PS – I may have bitten off more than I can chew with those peel-off pants *ggg*
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Happy and healthy hollidays for you Guylty and yours and everyone here! Na Zdrowie!
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Thanks for reblogging, Mimi ❤
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I feel like these are getting more and more dangerous — too hot to hold!
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Maybe I need to include oven gloves in future commissions?
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have you ever seen the printed warning on coffee cups in the US? it’s something like: Warning: the contents of the beverage you are about to enjoy are extremely hot.
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